augh! keep writing! *cracks whip* I loved the Nietzsche classes and I'm enjoying this so much. i've had to stifle my laughter quite a bit, and i imagine my dad is looking at me oddly. Please please please please continue!

This was so wonderfully and hilariously random - love it!! So very funny. Love Gred and Forge and Ronniekins nickname acquisition. This hasn't been updated in... yeah, about four years apparently. Wow. Well, I can hope anyway ^_^ Thanks for the hilarity!
Kate

This is ridiculously wonderful, or perhaps just wonderfully ridiculous. Either way, I enjoyed it.

O.O






But I love you and your stories still.

-wc

Uh. I take it as your first attempts at humoring and Draco/ Hermione fics since you've improved so much... :\

-wc

HAHAHAHHAHAHA hilarious parody. x Smaginn

Wow, after reading The Nietzsche Classes straight this was seriously a change. It's bad for my brain but I like it. And I couldn't stop chuckling like mad while reading, especially at those narratives that repeat themselves (e.g. “Hullo, ickle Ronnikins!” said Fred—or perhaps George, as no one could quite tell the difference—as he slung his arm over his younger brother’s shoulders. Ron, now often referred to as ickle Ronnikins, grimaced.) and/or were written in a style that reminds me of those old English novels, the comedy ones.

My favorite would probably be the part where the twins ended up spouting off synonyms of 'aggrieved' for it made me smile too much, my face is cracking.

“Insulted!”

“Disgusted!”

“Appalled!”

“Aghast!”

“Dismay—“

The snogging (or eating their faces off) that transpired between Hermione and Draco were, for me, like "Lolz, can totally see that happening!"

Good times, good times. :)

I'm not sure why I haven't reviewed this before. It's hilarious! :D

I know I'm a little late on this, as it has been 3 years since this was written, but I just wanted to review on the off chance that you may see this...
Anyway, I must say, I usually cannot stand parodies, but I just love your writing style and I absolutely LOVE, love (that's 2 loves; a lot coming from me) your other, more angsty stuff (hello, Nietzsche!). While this is completely different from those, I can still detect your wit and dry humor that I love oh-so-much. (I apologize if you do not agree with that description, though. It's just how I see it.)
I'm so gleeful when I find a writer on here that I actually, truly like. It should be illegal to be feel as gleeful as I did the moment I realized that you actually know how to write a good story...what I would give to read some original stuff from you...in the form of a novel maybe? Anyway, enough subtle pressure...
You're a magnificent writer; you really do have a way with words. And I'm not just saying that.
~Peace and Love my Fellow Human Being~

Maybe Ferret-boy did? Awesome. Lol.

UPDATE you say? Yes please, I'd love one.
Thank you kindly.

lol hermine doesnt wear lipstick lol i likey

LOL!! I love it!

“I CAN’T BLOODY TAKE IT ANYMORE, GRANGER!”

Hehe.. I can only imagine the looks on everyone's faces hehehe. This was great, thanks for sharing it!


Ali

That was the most random story I have ever read...
THAT WAS COMPLETELY AWESOME!

I love random stories!

I'm sure I've reviewed before but...

"Neville slithered."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.