Can't breathe! Can't breathe! I laughed so much! This is my favorite in the series so far!

man, that was incredibly funny. I don't understand how you have made these so hilarious. you must have a gift or something. haha. Good Job!

A slightly altered version of the ending:

"I just got the sex talk from MOODY!" moaned Harry.

"Well," said Hermione, "it could have been worse."

"HOW could it possibly have been worse?"

"You could have gotten the sex talk from a crazed Death Eater, using Polyjuice to masquerade as a teacher."

"Yeah," said Harry. "Like that'll ever happen."

I really love your "Horrible" fics, and have copied all of them to my Word for permanent safe-keeping.

Mad-eye was great! Thx)

I think this one is my favorite so far!

"You don't have to be ashamed. However, I do have something I feel you need to know."

"Hm?"

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE."

It really took me by surprise. But it was a pleasant one at that. You're really good with humor and twists here.

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Loved it VERY MUCH.

Wow! I loved it so much! With most stories, I don't laugh out loud, but with this I laughed so hard it was hard to breathe! In a good way though! Loved it!

i'm going to ahve to reccomend someone when i read the end of this. maybe voldemort.

BAHAHAHA omg I am truly loving these and I hope you keeo going with these because they are priceless

Poor Harry! The talks will never end!

Ohmigosh, ahahhaha!! That's so hilarious when Moody tells Harry someone could stab him in the middle of sex! xD lmao!

Cackles madley!
Loved it!!

Skimmed through the reviews and I couldn't help but notice that no one realized the hidden truth in this fic...

Moody isn't Moody here, he's Barty Crouch Jr.

Think about it. Isn't it somehow so much more... well, so much more something. I don't know what, but it's definitely something.

"Oh, well." Hermione said. "It could-"

*snicker*