cool, cool, very cool

interesting

YAY! u posted! i was just about to email u and ask u where u were!! Penguin has been used 80 times in this story! yep yep! I can have my own chapter! so please write one with me narrating it! coz you stole my socks too ykno! ooh! guess wot? i have a boyfriend! yep yep! *dances* so why havent you been posting? did u get a boyfriend too? or girlfriend? or a penguinfriend? i think u got a penguinfriend! is you having a good summer? its winter here and its snowed! a few times! its fun! but i didnt see ne penguins sadly! plz post more soon! ill cry if you dont!
Love Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin

(: love your stories..but they're hard to comment on!

SOCKS! WHERE ARE THE SOCKS? LOL cant wait for sunny's chapter!
How soon until I update? 525600 minutes (please sooner!!)
Will my cat ever talk to me? do you ever talk to her/him?
What should the next question be? how about: do lobsters get sunburned?
Where is my hat? i ate it for lunch (that was funnier in my head)
And…
Who else has a sun burn? ooh ooh me!! *raises hand Abby style*

please update soon!

YAY! new chapter!! *dances* and yay!! im in it!! *dances even more!!* oh, evil narator!! i like it!! lol! but why dont i get to lose socks and have my own chapter? can i have my own chapter?? you will update tomorrow! no, get your penguin to translate for you, they can speak cat! you next question should be who ate all the pie? your hat is on your head. and i dont have sunburn, its winter! ooh!! i know!! ive preordered them from amazon!! ill get them june 16th!! yay!! *dances*!! my ferrari changes colours like the horse in the wizard of oz?? yay! i love that horse, its a horse of a different colour!! plz post more SOON!
Love Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin!

Wow. They have spell check on reviews now. That's pretty nifty if I do say so myself. You just made my day! I was writing a speech about trees but then I decided to check my e-mail and found my little alerty thingy. I'm looking forward to my t-shirt cookie (which is amazingly cool) and I'm going to answer questions. 1. NOW! (or not...whatever works for you) 2. Perhaps... the only thing my cat can seem to accomplish is lighting himself on fire. 3. um... why is my eye twitching? 4. Have you checked in the Freezer? 5. I DO! We went to Florida and I got a sunburn while wearing spf 50 sunblock. who does that? Anywhoo...Continue soon or I will duct tape you to my floor

awesome chapter. i'm so dead inside from writing papers for school, and completeing take home exams, to type a neater review.

Oi!! Where are you? you havent posted in months! ill cry if you dont post son!! plz post soon! i dont want to cry!!
*sniff*

YOU LIVE! AGAIN! Muahahaha... Off to the questions then 1. Do I ever know what's going on? 2. Why, Horace and Mildred of course!! 3. No they should not be fired because they have awesome names and umm...they won't kill TOO many people I guess...L'anyhoodle... 4.YEAH BUDDY!! Do I get a free t-shirt and a cookie when I join? Hahahahha we had to read the Odesey last year and why is there a link at the bottom of my screen that says "Find great online sources about slash at healthline" I find that a bit odd...

awesome.

palmer. he's really a space turkey.

henry and george. no. it's not their fault they never got licenses to drive trains. besides, henry is so funny and george does awesome shadow puppets

hypothetically, maybe

YAY!! i is bac!! *dances* and i won $139.46!! i have a ferrari? yay! is it purple? aww, i think there needs to be more Abby and Kate talking in unison! coz that just rocks!! what is going on?? youre rite i have no idea! lol! Bus drivers! bus drivers are driving the trains! why is the train going through the mediterranean sea?? yes they should be fired, they should go back to being taxi drivers! and zoo keepers! yes i would join said cult! would it have penguins?? youre not dead? yay! thats such a relief i was wondering you might've been, you hadnt posted for so long! have you read Death of a Salesman? i garuntee thats more boring! yep yep! plz post more soon!! and can there be some Megan CHarmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin/team/Sunny interaction? coz i think she likes penguins and probably has some Fish Brownies! yep yep!
Love Megan

Arghh! It wouldn't let me write the address (or it's not showing up) I'll try again.. w. penguin. net. nz - ya know; without the spaces. Hopefully that worked.

Aww! poor no-named Twin! you should give him a first name, he mite cry without one!!
1. Yes!
2. (can you read minds??) you should!
3. I is good, a little sleepy, but the coke should kick in! I got to see Penguins on monday we went to the Antarctic centre! How are you?
4. I thought i was your pet? No i havent bought you a penguin yet.. i shall send you one soon..
5. well theres here: and here: but thats a book site, and here: and here: and here: we have lots of penguin sites! Coz we have penguins and they rock!!
Yes there are Penguin Cult sites: and this guy thinks he's the master of the penguins:
and if you would like to go here: http://i33. there is a penguin Gibbs slapping a Penguin Tony/McGee!!
now, post more soon! or i shall not send you a penguin in the mail! and that would be sad, coz my brother would claim it and not give him back!
Love Megan Charmed-angel4 Grasshopper-y Penguin!

1.+2.you could answer the questions sutbly - thats not spelt write - mind blank out - 3.i'm fine thanks, how are you? 4. i did try. i even typed penguins into ebay! 8711 matches but no live ones - stupid ebay! 5. this is the url for penguins in New zealand do you know my dad went to New Zealand! i told him bring me back something lord of the rings! and he brought me bac the location guidebook - do i look like i live in New Zealand? -i'll answer that 4 u - NO! anyway oncei went to penguin island when we were in Melbourne (we drove form one side of the country [Australia] to the other (coast to coast)) it was terrible! 5 of us in one car! and i threw up, my brother put his hand in a tin of tar, and my sister ripped her shirt on the rabbit proof fence! WOW! this is the longest review i have every posted! EVER POSTED! Extra credit - this is the URL for the Pittsburgh Penguins fansite (does that count?) i think it's an american football team - i have no idea!HELP sorri this was so long. if i recieved a review like this i'd chick it straight away, or just scroll to the bottem and pretend i read it. i'll shut up now. have a nice night (pr whatever it is where you are) - Kelzi