ok, i had a WTF moment with SephxCactuar, but Tseng...


OMGEWTFGROSS! D8

*dies a bit inside* REEVE DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DRINKING?! *grimaces in disgust and cringes in horror*

I hardly know what to say to this one, again. Really weird.

What the... this is so sick yet funny!

thank you for writing that... I almost died laughing XD too bad I was at Starbucks when I read it... -_-'

wow, thats DISGUSTING. i approve. :D

Crazy. Love it.

"I know what you did with that Cactuar last summer..." Insert my "MY BRAIN, IT BLEEDS!" Tidus-aneurysm LJ icon here.

The sad thing is, I tracked you back here after storyless/muggy_mountain cited yours as an example of writing to be praised, and then I simply HAD to find out what this one was about after reading the summary.

xD OMFG...

i love you XD

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Congratulations, you have just created the mother of all crack pairings. Excuse while I go delete something off my favorites list to add this.*scurries* There.

Did I mention the fact that it sounded so disturbingly real and loved it all?

wow. i mean. wow.

i can't say anything.

beyond imagination.

you are truly out of this universe.

...That was wrong, on so many levels...I will never look at a cactus, or coffee the same way again. I think you've scarred me for life lol.

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What the...
And the line about the cactuar...
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Holy...
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Oh...my...damn...

"Sir, I think your Cactuar is bleeding..."

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Sephiroth...and the...cactuar...?
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Oh my...
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HOLY DAMN!

OMG...I never thought I could enjoy anything like this. You're writting is exquisite. I hope I spelled that right but even if I didn't you get the point.

I think I am deeply moved by this piece of fiction.