poor jack! gotta feel sorry 4 him! this is so funny! i love short + funny fics!

Lol...oh my goodness I need to stop laughing now. (composes self) Very very funny...and...well...very funny.

Oh dear, Jack could be on the recieving end of a couple of blasts of "Hex Vision" from Mr.Wibble, in the near future, then...
(Mr.Wibble's a plush stuffed penguin, which turns up in the Season 5 Red Dwarf Episode "Quarantine", as the "infected" Rimmer's sadistic, energy bolt firing plaything...).

hahahaha, poor Jack, and what is Mr Wibble, on second thoughts, I don't want to know :O)