"Kill. Double kill—triple kil—mega ki—Mo-mo-mo-MONSTER KILL (kill, kill, kill…)/Suddenly Athos’s Forblaze broke. While he rummaged through his pockets for his Aureola, an especially fierce girl rushed him and tried to tackle him. Athos merely pushed her away with his huge hand (have you realized how much bigger his battle animation character is than everyone else’s?)./You were BEAT DOWN by Athos (Athos, Athos, Athos…)./Athos found the Aureola./You were killed by Athos (Athos, Athos…). You were assassinated by Athos (Athos, Athos…)" -You killed me in laughter. Seriously, I was cracking up so hard over this, I think I actually woke up for a moment. *is tired*

"Kent went outside to go find his horse since Ninian burped it up." -How can you read this without laughing? Now I had this image of human Ninian eating a horse. XD

Aww, nobody takes Jaffy's Assassinations away. D:

From the way Eliwood was talking, I was starting to wonder...

Love the sense of humor. Heheh.

Later.
SoS

You have definetly read Fire Emblem Survivor. I can tell because you always have Matthew getting a snack

This is more random than me and my friend combined, and that is saying a lot! And that is saying a lot if you know me...

Aw man. I forgot to hold my fingers... But then, you had me in my wacky mode. Serves me right for reading this story... or not. xD

I couldn't resist the temptation.

... You HAVE no idea how were my family ** off... Because I laughed loudly at 3AM. I must applaud your genius and brilliant mind-- for making a VERY good humor story.

Oh, the cruel, cruel irony of their names... My favourite is... *drumrolls* OBI WAN KENTOBI!
You had me gasping for breath too many times that I thought I'll have heart attack already!

Funny stuff~ Hey because NinianEliwood is so overused, can I requested LynEliwood instead? Oh and please include some of the other character sometime! I doubt seeing Guy in this story and he is quite fun to torture~

No! Rescue Seth! He´s too cool to be COMMODORE NORRINGTON! He´s an idiot. Kill Serra. OMG!
But it´s all hilarious. But why was Della rare in the last chapters? I like her *evilly grin*

Hello Kender! I've read every chapter so far, but I thought that I should start reviewing because it is the eighth deadly sin not to review epic fanfics such as yours. I love everything you do to make the characters even sillier than they originally were. I can totally picture Canas as some British scholar-dude or Jaffar holding up giant signs so that people other than Nino can understand him. Nothing less than brilliant. I will continue to read and review, because as you yourself have acknowledged, reviews are awesome. Thank you for making me laugh my guts out!

~The Bumbler

:D I remember that joke! lol about the feminine charm (NU I wasn't there... I know it though XD). Good story, even til the end of the current arc (move aside, - -) :)

Joshua was going to parody Pirates of the Caribbean! Is Eliwood's cookie sense tingling yet?

Hey, I'm not blonde or anorexic, and I play the flute too! They are the best instrument ever. Anyone who has complaints about how high they go will get and ultra-high-above-the-staff-twice B flat played in their ear. It will hurt. Believe me. Well this was a completely random reveiw... anyways great story!

LOL This is one of the funniest stories i've ever read! The weird thing is, I have actually talked to my game and told Lowen to cut his hair... I thought it would block his sight in battle... No one listens to a good tactician that yells at inatimate objects for fun anymore! XD

:"D Was the British humor a reference to Benny Hill? Yakety Sax + This Fanfic = EPIC WIN. XD I ROFL'D santa parts (i.e. Hector, 'annoy the old guy', Athos breaking his back...XD)

SO FUNNY. >:D MORE!

:3 I am hooked.

:'D LOL... the best parts. were. Hector being Santa and... OK, everything. XD THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR AT HECTOR!

I thought it was good. ... X'D

Hi! Finished the story now, so here's my full review!

I love the Dora and Monty Python parodies, but pirates is not one of my personal favorite things... but that's ok! I like the use of Sniper no Sniping. Amazing job working Soren and Oscar in there... Fire emblem crossovers should happen more often.

:D One thing this story really makes me want to do is ship Nino/Jaffar (when before it was Nino/jaffar Nino/Erk tossup) Oh, and eat cookies.

Do you really talk to trees? Sounds fun. I must try that soon. :) One parody I bet would be funny..."Back to the Future..." With Roy going back in time to make Eliwood (his dad) less of a pansy...

I love the way things are going. I heart all of Jaffar's inside jokes, and the random stuff, and, of course, Erk's "Book" Chant. (which I have done before... I'm a nerd.)

It almost makes me want to be musical. Too bad I'm tone deaf.

But your story is seriously one of the funniest, most well written randomly, and maybe one of the longest running Fire Emblem fanfic out there. Congrats (and yeah, Kenders are amazing.)