You already know I completely LOVE this. ^^ I just thought I'd add this comment:
And conscience means nothing to me.

So if youth's your desire,

We'll get along famously.

But one thing I must concede,

This line is completely reeking of Dorian. The use of "famously" and "concede" are just perfect...I love it! It's a stroke of genius. Oscar Wilde would laugh till his side hurts, or perhaps wonder what to think...