Argh! Rita Skeeter! I'd better leave a review, now!

I loved it when Malfoy came and said that he wanted to be good and brave just like Harry.

-MS. Ikumi:hA HAH HA! fUNY FUNNY FUNNY...i LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT INSTALMENT! (wHICH will BE SOON!) *waves mallet of doom menicaly at the author*

muah hahahaha...

-Aura: You had the Caps lock on this intire time, you know that, don't you?

This is a seriously screwed up story...lol, but sadly i have to say i liked it.I recommend this story to the dumb people who will read what i'm writing, read the story everyone...so that i can imagine the look on ur faces.Keep writing!

What me b confuzzled.

Me 2! - hermione

I think that it is a perfect if ot skewed portrait of the hermione/ron conflict

u should not make empty threats

N

lol funny funny funny!

CONTINUE CONTINUE CONTINUE!

Whats the pay back is what I'd like to know?* :) :* :0 :( :& :)

:( :%) :$) :#) :@) :! :)

Neville: Hmm. That was...odd. Ron:I liked it. Except for Rita Skeeter.Evil, evil, evil! Pansy:Calm down, numbskull. and they said it would be messed up. Neville: Well, they were right. It was pretty funny though. Ron: Where did the battle come from? And who on earth put Ron in charge of an army? Pansy:The battle wasn't important numbskull! The important thing was that Hermione and Ron'll argue over dumb things even under dire circumstances. Ron: Enough with the numbskull, dimwit. Where did you learn such big words? (Pansy hides dictionary behind her back.) Neville: Children! Behave! BTW, for anyone who didn't get that, we like it but we agree with the A/N- it's pretty screwed up. Ron: As if most fanfics aren't.

!NOT RITA! ANYTHING BUT THAT!