this is freakin' AWESOME! Write more... NOW! You should have more mini fics with root in it though..

*Commander Root walks in*
Root: Why are you bothering the author...Shouldn't you be writing Selena and the LEP?

Me: Maybe...Commander order the author to write more

Root: Fine...only because the stories are...good (having hard time giving complement) I ORDER YOU TO WRITE MORE!!
*Root leaves*

WRITE MORE!

i really havn't checked in forever. I love this story though, but mine is so more random and pointless. Well...have you ever heard of AFC? You should join they're artemis fowl forums and I feel like getting more people to join. forum. . That was random.

Kinda stupid but Ok.

AH! Pun! Llamas?

I like this chapter!-Lizzy

This story RAWX! all hail =) thanks 4 the laughs. =D

Okay, I'm reviewing...Okay, I'm finished reviewing now.
P.S. Interesting story

Yay! It ... made no sense ... But I liked it very much!

See, I appreciate your true genius!

But next time could you do something a bit longer?

Oh, wait. They're short stories.

Oh well. Quality, not quantity. And I do love good pointless fun! Keep writing!

Yay! I love it. Lol. That would be funny if all saw Root riding the Rollercoster. Lol.

Great chapter! This is over? If so, why haven't you labeled this as complete? Anyway, this was good.

(Skips around in joy for Trouble's giant potholder.) Oh By the by,this is very good. Write more stuff like it!

ha nice.. these are pretty sweet little storys

that chapter was HILARIOUS! hahahahaha pot holders... wow... hahaha... ah...

This story is utterly and completely POINTLESS! ...I like it. Sorry I haven't reviewed the earlier chapters. =)I was too busy laughing. I think I'm going to die of dehydration...

OMG...

That...was...funny. It's so rare that I laugh every few sentences anymore, but this fic made me laugh SO MUCH! Great job! More updates soon, please!