Hm. Am very confused. Sort of. You really do like crossovers, don't you? Guess what. GRACE HAS A DATE TO HOMECOMING! He's a senior, he's cute, and I don't remember his name. I've never actually met him. He got her expensive chocolate from Germany. Jessi, Nici, and I threw a mini party for her at Victoria's sixteenth birthday party when she finally got around to telling us. Yeah. Anyway. Until next time.

Yours sincerely,

the Queen of Duct Tape

Odd. Hilarious, but odd. Hmm... nothing to say. We can analyze it tomorrow in English.

Hey, guess what? I'm not having login problems anymore! *dances* *falls over* *is knocked out cold for a week or three* You know, it's not very nice to make old men blind with camera flashes. Of course, it's not very nice for old men to be all stalkerish on myspace, either, but beyond that. Also, I have put you in my FQB. "Everyone needs a giant bouncy ball."

Tell Gertrude I said that XXY is perfectly possible and it's called Kleinfelter's syndrome. Or however you spell it. Weird foreign last names, always screwing up the i before e except after c rule. And also the word weird. Gertrude's parents are weird too. In fact, now that I think of it, Gertrude's pretty weird herself. Question. Did you make up this Red X dude, or is he actually on Teen Titans?

By the way, you're welcome to steal my disclaimers. I like the rhyming ones best.

Yours sincerely,

the Queen of Duct Tape

um... how should i say this... i think Gretrude is the smart one of that family... WOW, i never thought i say or type those words in that order! but i loved that story and update soon!!

HI! I'm allowed on the computer again! BTW, Gertrude is again in by FQB. Volume 3. Just in case you were wondering. Because it's just not normal to get knives stuck in your hair. Even I haven't had a knife stuck in my hair, and I've gotten EVERYTHING stuck in my hair. See you Monday! And why weren't you in English today? Teeghan stealeded your computer in the lab. Cause she needed one. Actually, it wasn't your computer. It was in the math lab. But it was your number. And now I'm rambling. How often that happens. I just watched Titanic. Did you know that we (being a great number of people, including, but not restriced to, me, Victoria, Jessi, Grace, Nici, Jenny, Becca, Staci, and Grace's sister) decided at the Valentine's Day (or, rather, Singles Awareness Day) party that Leonardo DiCaprio should play a girl sometime? He's just so pretty. And now, I shall sign off in the hope that I will be able to remember what I was going to do before I got on the internet.

Yours sincerely,

the Queen of Duct Tape

DUDE! that was hilarious! you have to update soon!

lol, i loved that chappie! it was hiliours! update soon!

dude this one was soo funny. when i saw she was going to galfor i thought, "she has her work cut out for her..."

DUDE THIS STORY SO TOTALLY ROCKS OUT LOUD! i love it. Gertrude is absoulty hilarus!!

You can't conquer the internet, it's my turn first! WAAH!! There is nothing wrong with self-promotion, just look at Writer's Block, and guess what? For once I did something I said I was going to do! I read your story! Oh, Wendy's yelling at me. I better go see what I've done this time.

Oh. This is a good story - in fact it's downright nifty. Yes, break Speedy's jaw.

Mad Mod rocks!

You should make her annoy Terra! or coughkillterracough something like that.

Great! The idea is pretty neat plus, Gertrude is seeming to be a FANTASTIC character already.

Hasta lunes, mi amiga. Veo tu en la escuela. Muy bien!