Wow. This story is so funny! I luv it please update soon! :)

Well, I laughed...yeah, I talked to you already about this so there isn't much else to say.

Well, Avof, I enlisted Kilroy for help because you weren't around when I needed you. I'm not gonna let you die just yet, you still have more work to do.

Apparently I've died and left you JSB in my will. I wish you guys would inform me of these things so I can be better prepared for the afterlife. Since Kilroy is being used for ideas, I'm guessing I'm gonna need a fur coat in hell. I'll tell the devil to let me go and I'll fix his heating. Captain Obvious was fun, though I wish he would have stayed around a little longer.

this is funny. please update!

TK: ...*munching on a chocolate bar while sitting on Eliwood's back*
Nils: You've abandoned F F . net for awhile now, haven't you, Toki-chan?
TK: I have. *munch*
Eli: Why are you sitting on me?
TK: Shut up. I -like- sitting on you.
Eli: ...why?
TK: Cuz you're pansy-soft. ^ ^ ...I'll get off if you eat the chocolate. *puts it in his face*
Eli: NEVER! It's disgusting!
Nino: -eyes gleam- May I kill him, Toki? He's ** me off.
TK: No, we must save our strength for the Great Chocolate Ruler. *dramatic voice* It will be a battle that we shan't ever forget.
Jaffar: ...-points at Eliwood- We were going to sacrifice him, were we not?
TK: Yeah, but we dunno if that will work. -finishes the chocolate bar and hops off Eliwood's back-
Eli: Finally!
TK: -kicks him- Shut up, you heathen pansy wretch who denies the greatness that is choco.
Eli: -whimpers-
Nino: Okay. Grab him, Jaffar, would you? It's time to climb the mountain!
Nils: Yay! We're going to get the Sacred Chocolate!
TK: ONWARD! FINALLY! -pose-
Nino/Nils: HUZZAH! -pose-
Jaffar: ...huzzah. -hoists Eli onto his back*
Eli: ...I'm never going to wake up, am I? I'm going to be trapped here for eternity and be sacrificed to this... ruler... person.
Soren: -reading off cue card- Will our heroes FINALLY climb this stupid mountain and get their chocolate? Will Lord Eliwood actually be sacrificed to the Great Chocolate Ruler? What is (s)he going to do with him anyway?
Eli: -shudders-
Soren: Find out on the next update of TTAoM. ...If Toki actually starts visiting F F . net at regular intervals again...
TK: -sticks her tongue out-

-grin- I really thought that this was dead. It's nic eto see the insanity resume! Wort wort wort!
(Sangheili charge)

SoC: My, my. Back to this, then.

Nino: At least SOMEONE remembered about his joke fic.

Sofiya: Yeah, you don't have room to talk, SoC.

SoC: ... I fail to see the relevance of this conversation.

Sofiya: You fail to see a lot of things.

SoC: ... Do I have to get out the Tranquilizer?

Sofiya: Why would I be-

Nino: NO, DON'T!!

SoC: Yeah, well, anyway, Humorous. Until next time.

Sofiya: But-

SoC: UNTIL NEXT TIME.

MORE! Please write more, i nearly died laughing reading these.

Will you please update soon? *puppy dog eyes o' DOOM*

Great story.You have my {yeah right} support.
I SERIOUSLY HATE ORANGE SODA !

I Absolutely LOVE this fic.
I NEED an update...*twitch*
I go and read it again now.
Keep up the good work!

(sorry if this review sucks,it's my first ever.)

Ahaha, once more, funny stuff. I like how Erk is insane...or rather, has Insanity...or whatever. Erk's cool, and I'm sure he DOES have a homicidal voice deep inside his head...ooh, and Nils still pwns ^^. Well, I'm glad of the update, the part with The Incredibly Drunk made me laugh out loud, though I'm sad Kent is getting dissed in any way. *mourns for the chivalrous sword-wielding redhead*
Well, I've got two requests--one: could you not use so many swear words? I suppose stuff like that doesn't bother other people, but those kind of things have always bothered me...but two: please update soon ^^

Eliwood: *cowering in corner* Look! He updated! So... DON'T HURT ME! *cries*
TK: Yeah, I guess so. ...Alrightie then! ONWARD TO THE CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN!
Jaffar: *picks Eli up again and silently follows the other three*
Nino: This is a funny story! ^^
Nils: Yeah! Ph3@r my puppydog eye power! XD
Nino: Yup yup! ^^ It's a good power. ...I kinda wish I could show up...
TK: Yeah... me too. Oh well, all shall be better when we reach the Great Chocolate Ruler and receive the Sacred Chocolate! :D
Nils/Nino: YEAH! ^0^
Jaffar: ...
Eli: T^T Kilroy... let me wake up soon... Please...

And so Kilroy arose from the grave for the second coming, and all those who were worthy rose up to author/reader heaven whilst the others stayed upon this lonely earth. Anyway, thank for updating after a drought of I don't care to remember how long.

KILROY!

GUESS WHAT?!

I REMADE STRANGE INTERVIEWS!

ITS BACK!

GO READ!

NOW!!