OhMyGawd! The chicken pledge!

LOL finally read more, sorry havent reviewed! this story just cracks me up! and what the heck happened to chapter 8? it has like half a sentence and then nothing! even if thats not what was suppossed to happen it was still funny cause i had no idea what was goin on and the part about her being thrown in cheese was hilarious! so funny, loved the drunk scenes from the previous chapter and just adore the silver haired men! so funny i love randomness! i promise to continue reading! :D

AH!HAHAHA! what the heck!? this seriously just cracks me up! i have no idea what is going on but i like it! thanks for the entertainment!

hahaha i read the whole update!
i think shadow is really cute ^.^
kanna has bad luck!
...the guys... they're so evil! advent high is all typed up for you lol... you'll love it... its a nice LONG update!
too bad i still gotta type out just 2 more stories... just two more and it'll all be finished (they'll be up before friday lol)

i really liked your poem! you should post it as a separate poem on fan fic.
well gtg... my yuffie story needs finished! ttyl and update soon (thanks for the little notes in alexia's story and at the end of yours lol)

OMG! You updated! HOORAY! AUGH! the dreaded pinkness has returned! Even Alexia's stalker dude!

THE STALKER DUDE! GET HIM OFF ME! " She dropped him quickly and reached for another..um..body.

" HOJO AND JENOVA! AH and ew...Jenova Mako blood...uck. " Throwing the two bodies at the notebook, they actually were deflected.

Man, that was funny. How did the bodies get there in the first place? then again, the mansion is pretty kooky.

And the poem was great. and holycrap! the living library!

" AH! ALL I DID WAS READ A POEM! IM NOT A CRIMINAL YOU DAMN LIBRARY! "

poor Shadow.

Good lord, so many floors in that mansion! and now all of the girls are in a lake of cheese and chicken... along with some bacon and probably some of unpleasant or random substance.

like always, update this funny ficcy!

OMG! Sorry for not reviewing sooner. I've just been busy with stuff. writing, drawing, this and that. Man, Killa and her cheese never cease to amuse me.

All: HOW DARE SHINRA DO A VICTORY SHOUT! ( pops out bozookas and bombards Shinra )

LOL!
heh hehe, the dreaded tuna.

Kadaj,Yazoo: WHO KILLED THE WEAPON? AND LEATHER IS SO HARD TO WASH!

Aww poor hawt evil bishies. Kadaj is so adorable!

Kanna: HE DID NOT JUST SAY MY SAYING!

Killa,ShadowZ: I think he just did...

S.H.M,Sephiroth: well then mass chaos will begin

Alexia,Ahnel: Kanna...calm down...dont destroy 900 galaxies like you did last time

Zax,Cloud: SHE DID WHAT?

Kanna: ARGH! ( tries to go after the Fat Man but is held back by everyone )

Wow, that's intense. lol.
I seriously need to update my fic and other stuff. so liek always, update soon you insanely funny person you. ^_^

omg omg omg you updated! hm, i thought i already reviewed... gah o well. Yay *squeezes sephiroth and kanna and makes them elope*
there... now everything is perfect.
Kanna and Seph are so cute ^.^
I love your update, yes its long, which makes for an extra happy reviewer lol.
Cloud calling like a chocobo at the weapon was priceless
kewh!
and him getting all huffy about them making fun of him for being blind hahaha. it was cute.
good update, can't wait to read the next chapter.
i'll update soon too... we need to hunt down sin the dark priestess and make her write out the next 5 saints chapter lol.
update soon!

Hilarious as always! Sweet! the book of all the weapons in the world including the ones they made! YES!

And the dreaded cursed pink fridge and sink. funny.

those carol songs were really funny. hah, scared the scientist, cetra and alien away and into their dooms. YES!

Kadaj playing pranks. so childish of him but still very cute... then everyone going after him. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

All: Okay get away from us you freaks...

Kanna,Sephiroth: AND PROUD OF IT

more funniness! or feel the wrath if the Graham Cracker of Knowledge! yes, the graham cracker of knowledge knows all! update soon.

YAY U UPDATED *cries because she is so happy*.
Hahahaha yay u used hardcore!
‘Alexia: KILLA SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU HARDCORE!’
‘Sephiroth: fine by me ( takes out a fridger that Pink with hot pink flowers all over it and has Aeris/Aerith on the front dressed in all pink ) ...why did Zax give this to me again?’
…hahahhahahaha aeris sux hardcore! She’s so annoying… pinkety mcpink pink. :twitches:
too much pink.
My December is an awesome song… its so sad
HAHAHA TRUTH OR DARE
Kanna marries Seph and Alexia gets a fridge tossed at her… I think that made my eyes pop out from laughin so hard hahaha
‘Loz: umm...I dare...you...to...DRESS UP AS A GIRL,GO TO THE HONEYBEE INN AND DRESS IN A BEE OUTFIT!
All: I WOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT LOZ!
Loz; why?
Sephiroth: Loz...
Loz: yes?
Sephiroth: **! ( puts Loz in a dress and chases him out of the house )’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aw, everyone decorated the mansion and fought the whole time lol, that was funny.
‘Kadaj: AH DONT GO HARDCORE ON MY **!’
cute… tee hee.
‘Kanna: MUAHAHAHAHHAA! ( drags Sephiroth to a shadowy corner )
Yazoo: MY POOR BROTHER!
Zax: man, he just got raped...’
Aw, that’s so cute (in a really funny way ^.^).
Seph and Kanna belong together in this fic lol! They’re funny.
lol your carol was hilarious! Did u make it up urself!?!?!
‘Sephiroth: yep hes definitely part of my soul ( gets glares from everyone ) what? I stabbed out an assistants eye out with a pen when I was 10’ … how cute lol! I would love to have babysat that kid when he was little lol.
aw. Kadaj’s prank on Alexia was adorable ^.^… he’s so sneaky!
I love ur fic… thanks for updating… u cheered me up with ur wonderful sense of humor lol! Update soon!

Yay an update ^.^. believe me, I haven’t died in my fic… I’m just taking a bit of a break from writing… I’ve got it all mapped out and its going to end…in 4 chapters I think. *shudders*. Oh ** you brought back stalker dude hahahaha. Ducktape… nice touch :).
Haha the Aeris lookalike sounds like Jenova ahahahaha!
Muru better not have made him immortal… I will kill that dragon hardcore.
Hahahaha loved how Kanna can make the dragon immortal but won’t because she likes hitting him ahhaha. That was awesome.
Haha Quadra magic ahahaha
Ya know… in the game. Sephiroth was quite sociable hahaha. Cause I remember going to the gold saucer and Dio saying he talked to Sephiroth (or rather a man in a black cape) and at other villages they say that they’ve had a little chit chat with him… wtf?! I thought he was a killing machine! Not a chit chat ‘how ya doin’ kinda dude. hahaha
Aw Kadaj and Kanna’s little gun war was adorable lol.
Love how u called the punk kid ** **… made me smile
Choco shampoo was hilarious! He attacked him with his own shampoo that he lost hahaha
Cloud’s chocobo form sounds like a my little pony… cause u know how they had pictures on the back of their legs… of like, chocolate, or flowers, or apples or something ignorant like that hahaha.
OMG ur chocobo race fight sounded really cool! If only we could really see that… them all runnin on chocobos, clashing weapons so there’s sparks and stuff… omg how cool was that!
Like the new character… she sounds awesome and… almost like she could kick sephiroth’s ** hahaha.
“Alexia: what...WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE?”
…hahahahahhahahah omg that was so funny.

OMG THE SILVER HAIRED MEN ARE CHARLIE’S ANGELS… so gorgeous *swoons*
Oh how I wouldn’t mind yazoo clones… m I’d definitely take one home with me… or all of them, it doesn’t matter.
‘Sephiroth: WHAT!
Kanna: Sephiroth...
Sephiroth: well sorry my wife...’
…AW!
Did you know that if you wear red and black often you’re hostile… learned that in college psychology.
Haha. I’m hostile, hm.
Loved the karaoke contest again
‘Fangirls: he has such a sexy voice!
Alexia: BACK OFF!’
Haha, also loved the bazooka part… how fun!
Who’s SHADOW? I like how he sounds! Aw, is he her lover ^.^
hehe, I’d like to see yazoo and kadaj dance… they don’t seem like the kind of people who would even bob their head to a good beat… how cute :).
Great update keep up the good work!

Lol! Awesome chapter! And you're welcome for the ideas. (Sees Sephiroth, Kadaj and Yazoo flip their hair in slow motion) O.O oh. so pretty. ^_^ and the karaoke contest was cool. I like the songs. I listen to them for when I'm feeling down and trying to annoy my sister.

You should have Hojo come back and have him sing the Laffy Taffy song. if you haven't heard it yet. it's annoying!

Oh and have Lil'Jon appear.
Lil'Jon: WHAT!

I said have Lil'Jon appear.
Lil'Jon: WHAT!

...
Lil'Jon: YEAH! OKAY!

Right. update soon ^_^

Oh yeah. forgot to mention. she's wearing a black dress that reaches mid-thigh length. (almost like a big T-shirt) with two belts going across her chest and she wears a black headband and black shoes.

And just when i was talking about her appearance, another idea popped up. Do some Matrix moves and have Sephiroth, Kadaj and Yazoo whip their hair around like Charlie's Angels. Why? Random.

Very nice! heh, Seph gettin hitched. fake birth papers. ^_^ so much funny randomness. And you bribed the Ultima WEAPON. it's just like that commercial.

"The power of cheese."

I think I might have some ideas.
You could have them do something extreme and badass and then it turns out they're doing it for... A1 Sauce!

"A1 Sauce... yeah, it's that important."

Or another infamous commercial.

"Good news is... i just saved a lot of money on my car inusrance by switching to geico."

If you're all going to the Golden Saucer will Cait Sith be there? Ooh and since you put Midnight's Alexia in this random funny fic, can I be in it too? If so, my char's name is Anhel and she has one violet eye and one red eye and short neck-length silver hair that she can transform into any weapon or object. (Like Millia Rage from Guilty Gear) ^_^ would appreciate it. Continue the randomness!

Good lord! More randomness. and a glorious day where femininity conquers. YAY!

Omg. more funniness! and the karaoke chapters had me out of breath. ^_^ going to read more.

P.S.

Love the Short alchemist Summon