"Soon, he drifted into a slumber filled with pleasant dreams of a very repentant silver-haired boy, syringes and a big, honkin’ vat of Mako."

LOL

If you can't hear me laughing, it's because I am /very/far/away/...

But if you hear someone laughing loudly, that may well be me.

Well done.

That was brilliant. V. good humour and characterizations, and the microwave explosion should fetch Sephiroth a point or ten. ;)

*Snickers* Brilliant, you don't see that many good Hojo fics going on. The idea of the science department going against the accounting was well portrayed. Sephiroth's attempt to kill Hojo brought some humour as well...somehow. The way the Turks was done was also very creative Well done

I would just like to say that this fic is absolutely brilliant. Hojo vs Accountants! Pure gold! Nice job on this fic

*smirks and stiffles 'mwahaha' style laughter*

Now really, I think Seph dearest deserves at least three points for that. Four if he'd managed to cause the lab to spontaneously combust, five if he'd permanently incapacitated anyone, six if it'd been Hojo. :3

What can I say, we all love to hate the bastard.

*hands Seph some far more 'interesting' reading material than university level textbooks, a small stack of fireworks and a jar of ginger snap cookies to keep him company*

Go to it kiddo! n_n

Well that was just ten shades of awesome. Your characterization is spot-on and the fic itself was just so damn funny. Considering that I've been in a similar recovery situation to the Professor, I almost feel sorry for him. (Almost. Go, Sephiroth, go!)

Very cute. You don't find many well-written Hojo fics, or many Hojo fics at all, for that matter. Even better, it was a well-written comedy.

My only critique is on the little paragraph about taking care of "A child," and not "Your child." It's a bit off, seeing as Sephiroth IS Hojo's kid.

Other than that, fantastic!

Too funny! You are an unbelievably talented writer. It amazes me how you change the style of your writing to adapt to whichever character you're writing about. Incredibly enjoyable read.

One day I shall be able to give intelligent reviews that don't make the unfortunate author wince or pretend to be blind. That one day is not today though, so I am perfectly free to indulge in pointless espousing of good qualities. Except that I every thing vaguely relevant I can think of to say has already been covered. Hmph.

Anyway: As someone once said to me - and I now recycle because a) I'm lazy, b) no longer believe it (of myself, I mean; it applies quite perfectly to you) and c) it helps the environment - Kudos on writing an intelligent humour fic.

Hm. That's about it. Except that Prof. Hojo is neglected, and needs an outlet for that caustic wit I can't recall from canon, but feel he probably has nonetheless. *thumbs up*

Loved this and recced it all over my journal . It's awesome - in the first place, it isn't easy to write a humor fic of this length and still keep it funny every single step of the way. In the second place, the jokes didn't run into cliched or overdone either, and showed an amazing range of variety in terms of subject and style (everything from "Fat Man Shinra" to the Turks making cutthroat motions - that had me in stitches XD). Sephiroth was fantastic. Hojo was fantastic. _Everyone_ was fantastic. Thank you for a great fic!

I love this fic! Bookmarking it, definitely. Your desriptions of Sephiroth are spot-on.

Perfect! Original, witty, and so scarily...accurate! We of the fandom often forget (in my opinion) that the characters have lives outside of what canon dictates. This is brilliant! I love Hojo's tone of voice in this! And Sephiroth is adorable. _ Into my favs it goes.

This was indeed interesting and I enjoyed it very much. I can see the time and effort you put into this. It shows. I also thought you did a wonderful job when portryign Hojo. The mad man that he is. Favorite lines:

"He caught himself before he gave Hojo the satisfaction of acting any more provoked than that though. The Turk was a highly trained professional in a profession that involved threats, murder, kidnapping and the delivery of an eerily quiet child to a crazy professor. Somehow, the last task managed to be more disturbing than the first three put together. But a Turk would never let on to something like that. Nor would a Turk show anger. Turks did not show anything."

That really did it for me.

A singular piece of brilliant insanity. Seph's a fine lil bastard in the making. Patient, using his head, and Hojo's not quite getting it, paying so little attention to his 'rose bush'. ;) Hojo's got a fine crackled-up view of the world. This one definitely got a chuckle out of me. Mention not the horrors of chocobo porn though. I've run across some really ugly things about that.