ok now ima big fan of your van helsing randomness :)

OMG! You so have to continue this! I HAVE to know what happens! I love your descriptions they are awsome. Also I like how Dracula kind of cathes her off gaurd. though I do wonder why the fact she broke away hurt Dracula's feelings... Unless he secretley has very deep feelings for her? hm... I Can't wait to see where this goes. PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE?!
~Kairi's Twin~

"One wonders what her “real” job was, and where she managed to buy stiletto boots in Transylvania"

Yeah! where did she get those boots from?
Alright this hasn't been updated for a long time but hey... guess everyone likes reviews! ;) I sure do! And if you don't... feel free to ignore me! ;)

So col! Man, i love parodies! You HAVE to continue this one; I get the feeling it could be really funny, and it lightens up the whole 'heavy, dark, depressing' Transylvannia cliche.

Go girl!

Iana X!

muhahaha oops...so sorry, but I am laughing so hard I can't review.

cackle cackle cackle
How nice. It all seems so natural and effortless.
Keep it up!

I'm sorry, I'm just way too damn lazy to log in. I love this! I mean, I know how common parodies seem to be nowadays, but this one is definitely the best. Most people just are obnoxious. You have managed to poke fun, be funny, and get across the delicate balance between a good story and an idiot Mary Sue. I love how Katrina is lacking a personality, but not a chest. ^^ It's so typical and bothersome, isn't it? Argh, I hate it all. Dracula is OOC, yes, but I can tell from the way you write him that you can write him very IC as well. But honestly, the number of stories in which Dracula is madly in love with a girl out of the blue is just...scary. ^^ Then again, it is really hard to write. I know that I generally quit writing my stories in the middle. Anyway...this was a very clever story, and I enjoyed reading it immensely.

Naturally, something quite sudden happened. A voice came from nowhere as the scene went into sharp relief. Dracula's face was highlighted with garish colours while an inset of Katrina's face faded in next to it dramatically.

"Find out what happens next week on...*theme-ish spooky music* ...Sue's Of Our Lives..."

*fade out*

XD

You know what I think of this, you *have* to. It's inevitable I TELL YOU!! INEVITABLE!

okay.. but im sorry I was LAUGHING my @$$ off! this is hilarious. ho boy!! this is the EXACT material that makes a perfect Mary-sue. LUV it. Telling friends to review on it. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
raz42492

Great!
I wished I could do somthing like this at one in the morning...

That's a very good start. Katrina is pretty as an Angel but at the same time a tough girl. Will Dracula be able to put her under his spell? That would be nice now wouldn't it?

Also, this may sound silly (and I myself think it's silly) but the FFN people made it a rule that the author isn't allowed to put author's notes or comments in the middle of a chapter. At the beginning of the chapter and at the end is allowed but the middle (I don't know why) is frowned upon. You might want to repost this with out the little comments in the middle

Still a good story so far! No doubt about that!

I think I am going to love this story. It has a good tough of humor in it I cant wait untill you update

Cool!

good!! like more reading ;)

It's quite funny. I enjoyed it, I hope there's more. Thanks for writing it!