lolz really loud scream if ino screams

I LOVE THIS STORY !
I HOPE YOU FINISH SOON I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

"ja" is 'yes' in German... ah well. I LOVE this!

so... no comments on being a girl? no fun! keep writting, this is so funny! and yet again, poor Kankuro! he's not that bad, sure he's not the toughest, but he's funny... ah, whatever. it's your story. when are you going to post the next chapter?

Why are you so mean to poor Kankuro? Oh, you rock Sand! I ahven't had too much time to read but I love this! Keep giving Sasuke swirlies!

very amusing, I love it!

is there gnna be another chapter? i hope so.

AH! WRITE MORE! PLZ! I love it! THis is so funny! oh... a female Gaara. O.0 ^_^ write more!

i love this story. It is so hilarious and funny. Who would've thought Gaara would make such a pretty girl. Oh, new idea, Chouji should totally fall in love with him and have babies with him... or maybe not.

Anyways, good story and you should totally keep going!

~Nylissa~

stupid plans cause me pain...yes, Gaara is burying himself in a hole...a hole that is only partly covered by sand, the other part is ...not sand...like..jello, or cement, I forget which.
Typo time! "This person probably leaned of Gaara’s reputation"- learned. Also, last chapter, at the beginning, in Kankurou's questions "'Why does she and Haruno Sakura fight all the time?'" -Why do she and Haruno Sakura fight-plural subject.
Yaa! Temari's smart to be suspicious. I love the "It was like talking to a kitsune…or a tanuki" line...
...heh, Gaara makes a really pretty girl...like Haku, but much...much...much more violent in nature, I would think. I really don't know what's expected of a matchmaker, are they suppose to be like a fortune teller? eh...
And Shikamaru is the genius...say, is Gaara one for wishful thinking? ...that would be answered with a 'no'...
I love the making fun of Naruto in the ending author's note...

your disclaimer #2 reads "...but their actions and all dialogue said in this story belong to Sand. Steal them and Gaara will come after you!" ...I feel a rash of theft coming on...
...where'd ...Shikamaru get a fire extinguisher...? Though the idea of Ino hidden by white foam is pretty funny...
Wait, Gaara has a plan? And poor Baki has to do something..I really like the line "The monotonous voice wrapped around Baki’s mind and forced him to obey."

ah, getting fairly serious! ^_^ It would make more sense that all the "go get married" pressure would be on Temari; she's oldest. I had a feeling that would happen to Kankurou- Ino that is. I really liked Kankurou's thought of "Temari's wearing makeup...and she looks like a girl!" because at the same time, he's wearing makeup, and...and I enjoy making fun of that.

Okay, I'm crazy, so I'm going to comment on your author's note, again...Gaara making death threats makes me go "squee" ^_^
Pauvre Shikamaru...yes, it sounds better in french...he is surrounded by troublesome, scary people, n'est-ce pas? ..I wonder where Kankurous gets his hoods...Aww...Shika's so cute, especially confused.
...they have flowers in Suna? ...desert flowers, 'kay.
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...Shikamaru uses the word troublesome in a sentence that is negative- "So, the surrounding frigidity isn’t troublesome."
It's so cute to see Gaara acting, however subtley, as a protective brother, especially since he's a younger brother, and he's younger than Shikamaru (Shinobi rank ignored).
m...spinach...if you cook it right, or don't cook it at all, it's good.
Oh no...Ino's plotting...
..."decimated room" Oh-Gaara "dozed off for a few minutes"

Your author's...ranting is almost as long as your chapter...I've felt kind of guilty since I started and didn't finish reading this story...it's just been sitting amoung my links, so now you're getting a nice, long review.
It is bad for Gaara to go catatonic, makes him more vulnerable to fangirls, ^_^. Hmm..."racking up fangirls"...Gaara could make a shelf, on which to place all his fangirls...they wouldn't stay, maybe he could freeze them in time, like what happened to Han Solo in Star Wars...that would be a funny decoration...now I'm ranting...of course, when I say 'they', I mean 'we'.
Oh, and to be kinder, I'm not scared of Lee or Gai, I'm just scared of Lee and Gai, together...Their potential freakiness ranges depending on the author, of course.
Heh, Ino yelling at her sensei...hehe
Curses, it's been so long, I've almost forgotten what this story is about...Scrolls are a big thing for cliffhangers in this fic, neh? Your glossary is handy, especially since I can use me mad (borrowed) computer skills to instantly find the words, MUahaa! "Che"? Why would there be a curse word used more by one gender over the other? Hrm...curious. I would suggest you find a site for your glossary, since it makes your bio insanely long...

I love Gaara...Awesome pros and cons list. ^_^