Never. Mess. With the Tea Mug. EVER.

There was this one battleship that performed an orbital strike that wiped out the productive capabilities of the agri-world of Earl Grey for the foreseeable future. Bloodthirsters still whisper about it, when the Warp pauses and eerie silence shrouds the hellish realms of the Daemon-worlds in the Eye of Terror, the fate of that one ship at the hands (or Nova Cannon, torpedo launchers, lance and weapon batteries, as the case may have been. The stories that include him personally wrecking the ship by hand after chasing it down by foot through the worst storms of the Eye itself are generally thought to be exaggerations...) of Pondsworth...

Emperor save the next marine who drops his tea mug... damn. Good work, made me laugh.

This had me giggling madly at the very end because honestly, that was just bloody brilliant! A crisis code for a broken tea cup! That is great on so many levels!

dude.
that's freakin awesome! where did you come up with this??
that's the most hilarious thing I've seen in the WH world that actually makes sense!

That was just amazing, if the rest of your stories turn out like this I'm going to be laughing way too much for lungs to handle.

"BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF MANKIND..."
I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE MORE STORYS LIKE THIS lol

That was FRICKEN hilarious. I can see a navy captain acting like that perfectly

I'm no familiar with the 40K series of Warhammer, but I loved this short story!

Hehehe! I loved this. I could just see him holding the handle of his mug, staring in disbelief. Hehehehe!

HAHAHAHA! This made me laugh pretty hard to be honest..good work

Well this is the most laugh worthy thing I've read in a while. I look forward to more of this, the 2 of them are quite the odd couple.

HEHEHEHE. Oh Emperor, this was hilarous. I didn't think Pondsworth had it in him to do that, but spilt tea does things to people.

Funny funny funny.
I'm likin' this. It's a little wierd, but it works. You pull it off quite well. Do what you like, like what you do.

Peace.