My goodness...I definitely didn't blink whilst reading those and internally I was laughing my little socks off (but must be quiet! Sh! Everyone else is asleep!)

This is a (pardon the expression) fantastic idea...very very inspired.

Well, the idea now was to highlight my faves, but I just realised that's most of them. I like the ones where the Doctor speaks and gets insulted...

One niggle: isn't 'Gone fishing - The Doctor' four words? Not that it particularly matters o' course. I did like the somewhere green one because of a little film with a big plant that likes singing...

But I digress.

And the last one: “These shoes! They fit perfectly!

Well, even though it's lacking in a speech mark...it's bloody funny...I just wish I knew why...

I think that was very cute.I liked it.

These are brill!

I really like the "I'm the Doctor. Sod off" one. heheh.

Please write more!