Haha...this is so funny

I remember reading Romeo and Juliet last year and thinking about how awful it was. This is how it should have been...teach that Shakespeare a lesson!

I'm just sorta mad that it's gonna be Chase/Cam cuz I HATE CHASE (and Stacy, just thought I'd throw that in) WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING!

Other than that though, it's good.

I want more!

LOL! I'm so glad I read this.

I agree with extrabitter, though...you *can* have too much of a good thing. Go with the balcony scene-that would be hilarious-and make it a...uhh...two-shot.

Nice work all around.

Awesome! Ha, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Of course, that wouldn't be a good thing to do seeing as I'm in the middle of a maths class. Please continue!

omg that is "f"-in funny lol...LOVED the parody...although kinda got lost in the middle to the end...but it is AWESOMELY well-written (and although you MAY have a little too much time on your hands, it is WELL-SPENT, believe me)...um although im not so sure if you should go on; maybe you should just leave it as a oneshot parody for people to read amidst the "GASP! cameron's having house's baby!" fanfics (not to say they're bad...just a little overdone) and to have a little laugh (or a big one, like i had)...but maybe take the chase/cameron premise and make a romantic comedy of it...for chase/cam shippers like myself, a story like that would be KICK-ASS, and im sure that with your sense of humor, it would be great...but your humor fanfics are HYSTERICAL lol...no, really, they are...

Hahaha! I'm reading the original in English class now so that was very refreshing! Continue thou must!

This isn't a crossover, it's parody, and it's gutbustingly funny. Well done.

This is a general opinion, but parody works best in small doses. If you want to write another part, do the Balcony Scene, which could get wildly confusing, but I'd say limit yourself to one more part in order to keep the piece fresh. If you go on too long, it's going to get stale because there are only so many jokes you can make.

This might go over the heads of those who haven't actually read Shakespeare, but as a person who spent long, hot, grubby summers working on a Shakespeare festival, I'm still laughing.

YES YES YES! Do write more! You are a GENIUS! PLease write more!

LMAO! That was great, well written and funny. Can't wait for more.

Whoa, I'd have to agree with Wilson: That wasn't half confusing.

How annoying that you can't write script format...it would've been so much easier to understand.

If I'd actually read Romeo and Juliette, I might've understood that more...I'll keep reading if you keep writing.

HaHa...omg... i am giddy... i am laughing alot...that was really well written...it would have taken you ages...but i'm glad you took the time cos i enjoyed reading it...

Although i am a little confused as to wether this is supposed to be some form of play in the show or if it is supposed to be AU...let me know!

anyway...fantastic chapter...update soon!

Luv Jen

I heart your writing so much!

You know 'Home MD'? Your fic was the one that inspired me to post it. It was just sitting around on my harddrive gathering virtual dust. Then I was like 'YES! I'M NOT ALONE!'

Have you ever performed a shakespere play? We did 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' at the beginning of the year. God, I read that play SO many times, and even US, the most SPECIALISED arts class in the state, couldn't understand all of it.

I love when House is going to say 'gay' and get's cut off.

WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE CAMERON?

God. She would be entertaining.

Please do write more. Or I will set my lamington scones on you.

Regardses, Calwyn

*snicker snort* This is too funny. Please add more!

OMG!

I LOVE IT!

Love you Lucy _

Only you could come up with something like this.

Even though I'm not really into House, I love this.

You must write more *brandishes spork*