This was a funny and quite enjoyable oneshot. Don't stop writing!
Sincerely,
Albus Paulson

This is bloody hilarious!! That is all I can say.

Well...I suppose "Merlin's Beard" would get rather annoying. Hehe, that's funny.

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Now, ~this~ is really good! I loved the last parts!