That was funny. Especially the "And how the hell would I get a hold of any of you with this thing? Throw it and hope it hits your head?" Good ol' Rubey. You just gotta love the old bandit. Good job.

This story has the best characterisation of any DLM story I've read. It's also **-funny.

Cheers.

Very inventive story! I love flashback-sort-of fics where you see how a character reacted to a new event. And that so like Rube - hating technology! I especially liked this line...

“I haven’t said yes to that yet. And how the hell would I get a hold of any of you with this thing? Throw it and hope it hits your head?”

In short, great job!