Lol that was really interesting! I liked it, great job! :D

i thought the ending was rather hilarious xD it was unexpected!

Hilarious! I love it!

That's right Sasuke.. The FORTUNE COOKIE NEVER LIES!! (BUAHAHAHHA!) i feel so evil. XD I always keep the little papers i recive from the fortune cookie.. The last one i got said, "Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.." I was troubled that day so i actually belived it.. 0.o;;

Nice story, I like it. Please write more!!

Awesome!
I just love fics like this that are oddly off topic.
What I want to know is that;
did the hags cookies make the events happen, or just predict that they would happen?
That part confused me a bit, but it didn't take away from the story one bit!
Keep on writin!
Later!
P.S. Naru/Saku forever!

Great fic! ^_^ Cool! I loved it, what a unique idea, fortune cookies, eh...?

Sayonara,

Tenshi-Battosai

It was fun to read. In a dark humor kind of way!

Hehe, very interesting story. I really enjoyed the sardonic humor ("He could just burn her to a crisp. Who would miss her? The only thing that stopped him was that he was dangerously close to being late."). The fortunes were nicely done as well - poor tortured Sasuke!

Looking forward to more stories in the future!

Hahaha, one of the best one-shots _ever_, if not _the_ best! Sasuke's so cute. :)

that was good... there were some problems with a few of your sentences though, rather minor problems, but they were there. just to let you know. an enjoyable read!

Lmao! Great story! Beware the fortune cookies...