Loved your story.

I have to agree that the best lines were the two from the start of your first chapter.
The best out of those two was about saving dirt from being trodden on.

Keep up the good work.

Hehe, my favorite line of the whole story remains the one about Ganondorf in a tutu. :) (I'm a crazy fangirl, in case you didn't know)
And I completely forgot that the Ritos were once Zoras... wonder how that happened. I bet it was Link's fault somehow.
You had very interesting insult names in this... especially for Ruto. Ganon-dork made me laugh too. And the part where Ingo wrote part of the script!
The only problem is that you sometimes forget to put spaces in between the words. And also Link was kind of an idiot. But hey, he kind of is anyway!

I think I literally did fall over laughing. *sigh* okay, I loved your title, for starters, and then it was just hilarious for the rest of the story. Especially the end. And Zelda was all mad because your story wasn't about her... I don't like Zelda very much, you can see. The game should have a different title, she only appears for like five minutes. My favorite line had to be "Ganondorf in a tutu" And henceforth I had to imagine that... hehe...

wow Link is a real jerk

That was crazy dude, good job!

Good story. I'd have to say the revelation at the end was kind of surprising (no wonder I was thinking "I don't usually go for Ruto-bash but for some reason I find this hilarious"). It leaves me a bit unclear as to your motives for writing the story, but nevertheless, it was funny. Also, the quote in your profile about the toast and the cat I think is from Dilbert, but I'm not sure.

rutos a disgrace to the zora race

I remember reading this story before I joined this site! I found this story from a link from Google! This was hilarious!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thats so funny
it would have been nice to see that illegitimate love child of jabba the hut and death him self and whishcash, (i no three, but its ruto. freak. of. nature.) to be killed and see what royal zora tastes like.

Oh, wow. that was hilarious. i loved it! very good humor and all just to relieve so much stress. completely forgot about my chemistry hw...uhh...nevermind... well, great cute short story! ^__^ aha, royal zora meat. phew, so funny. :-D

LMAo!
That was hilarious!
I wonder what Zoras taste like...
lol
Great Story!

I liked the Royal Fish Meat line, and the saving dirt from being stepped on. Funny stuff! I also liked princess Corn-Chip head. Great story!

Part of me wished it really had been Navi...ow well...funny...if not a bit twisted... story. It was worth losing an hour of my life, so congrats on a descent piece...

Silly link, so whatif she's wet and squishy... then again... Poor Ruto, I feel so sorry for her... but Link's life really suck,s when I think about it... man its terrible for out hero of time once everything is said and done... Zelda cross-dressing... priceless...

Hysterical! I laughed so long at this story. Decapatated Mido... Funny stuff!