LAME!This is the lamest thing I've ever read.

Me: ...Wow.

Scorch: O.O

Fleetfoot: O.O

Shields: O.O

Lugia: O.O

Arceus: (Somewhere very far away) O.O

This is where I say: You've finally gone insane haven't you?

Pretty brilliant. Sadly, it took me a minute to get the connection since I didn't remember what "Imprison" actually did.

okay... that was amusing

Uh... I thought a load of Pokemon knew Imprison, and this doesn't really reflect the actual use of the move.
Vulpix definitely does not own Quick Attack.
Why does Quick Attack appear in a fic about Imprison, any way?
If this was meant to be funny, I get the joke and the Humor genre, but other than that it seems really out of point. The length doesn't appear to matter, though, as you did get the 'funny side' of this move out.

Wow, you make amazing sprites AND write funny stories. *clap* *clap* *clap*

O...Kay? Cute, but somewhat scary.

You know me, I have the stupidest sense of humor ever. This left my laughing insanely for five minutes straight. XP I don't even know what imprison really does, so that made it all the funnier.

This definately holds to what you say about length not mattering in one-shots so long as it gets the point across. (falls out of chair snickering.)

Uh.
That was very stupid and kinda funny. Not half bad!

"What the Hell?"

Should be the first words anyone thinks after reading this.

Then they should be laughing.A lot.

=P

xXAlex

I personally find this hilarious, probably because it appeals to my sense of humor so much. I can't wait for you to do more... can you do Helping Hand and explain why Pokémon like Nidoran and Eevee who have no hands can use it? Anyway, I reckon this is brilliant. Go you.

Wow, that was funny. Continue soon!

Okay then, that was incredibly odd, weird, and frankly stupid, but it was still quite funny. I'm not sure what to say...

That was neat. What if the Eevee didn't use Quick Attack?