Um.. What are Treasury Tags?

Eveyone here is INSANE! I'm not insane. No I'm not. I'm HYPERACTIVE! WHE! *stops* By the way, that's my favourite story yet. Hilarious! Also, do treasury tags taste

*GOOD* because me is hungry...

*cackles maniacally*

Why would anyone eat a treasury tag though? Bleck. Taste like string.

bye xx

That was such a touching glimpse into the unseen world of treasury tag abuse! I think we should start a nationwide anti-abuse campaign, with posters and stickers, and cute little treasury tags with their big, plastic eyes looking adoringly, yet sadly, up at would-be abusers. At the very least the stationery shops should be taking some responsibility for this heinous cruelty - WHSmiths, and Woolworths, and Rymans, and all the OTHER purveyors of stationery should be legally obliged to print a small notice on their packaging, like for cigarettes: A treasury tag is for life, not just for dinner.

yep... another moving story

Once again, you outdo yourselves! I think you have reached an plateua of comedy excellence, yet somehow you intrepidly assail the unassailable, reaching a new summit of hilarity.

The inspired use of the very 'gambled' truly adds a new dimension to this tale of abuse. Of course the true stars are the treasury tags, particularly the superbly named Penguin de la Penguin, Poopoo von Pie, and, who could forget, Cobbige Nobbins. Nevertheless, one must not forget the harsh message this parable carries. For the 291349th time tonight, I wept, as I was reminded of the terrible abuse of treasury tags; an inhuman occupation that is still perpetrated even today.

*wipes tear* That was truly inspiring, such passion, such emotion! How do you come up with this sheer genius story after story, I am in awe of your talent.

Please continue to fill my life by posting more of your amazing talent *realises half the talent come from me*

Bring on more DT lessons!

Sheen Rox