Why is there only one chapter? Keep going this is pure gold!

Best. South Park Story. Ever. Period.

And that includes half the episodes.

I think I hear Matt & Trey babbling like idiots over the greatness of this story.

I'm fucking serious, are you, like, Matt or Trey disguised as a fanfic writer? Because no one could write a story like yours, the humor is so South Park mold it's unbeievable:

"Oh that. I’m filling in for my dad. He broke his back playing rugby."

How can you think up this kind of glory? If you don't write more South Park I'll arrest you for torture and psychological abuse, you are without doubt the best thing that's ever happened to this category. Maybe you should actually send it to the writers, they'll put it into an episode.

Look, I absolutely have to have this story updated!! It is glorious, and I need it to live! It is the most South Park-ish story I have ever seen, and the most hilarious and in-character thing on this site, let alone the crappy South Park section. PLEASE CONTINUE!! I'll die!

DON'T STOP YOU DUMBASS! Never in my life have I seen such a South Park-y South Park story. You have the humor of the show down so well I could swear you were a writer for it. Please, PLEASE keep going!

sweet story update soon

New Features...Hmm,Wonder What That Means.Anyways Cool Fic Update Soon!

8)Coffeey

Oh! That was so good. I wonder whast these new features are. And why did you have to leave off at a cliffy? PLease update soon.

Hey i loved this story please continue with this. do not leave off at such a sispensiful level. I like this please continue

Hehe i like this story...except 4 kyle dying...sniff sniff...anyways update soon

woohoo! awesome!

uhoh. what side affects? This is really interesting. Hurry up with the next chapter! *threATENS WITH POINTY OBJECT*

keep going..this could get interesting...