Dear bluemeanies:

The eighth paragraph sounds like something Terry Pratchett could have written. I'm impressed.

Sincerely,

Qoheleth

Hee hee hee - funny. I like it :)

lol Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy rules! hehehehe Zaphod beeblebrox is my favourite character.

LOL! Haha! Perfect!

Ha! that was great! Very creative.

this is a really cool and original twist on both. love it :)

That makes so much sense! I love it!