I just wanted to say that this is by far one of the funniest, but well characterised fan fics I've read in a VERY VERY long time! Thank you.

Well, this is still just as hilarious as when I first read it. Yes, it's Scriv. Where've you guys been?

I love this story! Adding to favorites list. You rock!

** HILARIOUS!

CH1
LOL! Babies are more fearsome then demons. At least with demons you
know what they are going to be like.

CH2
LOL! Well at least he didn't turn into a guy wearing a short skirt. I just
don't think he has the legs to pull it off.

CH3
Moon Stick Up The Arse? Jupiter Thundering Butt-whipping?
Venus ** Slap Chain?

LOL! I love the way s/he dealt with the youma.

You've turned Artemis into Bill the Cat?
Anal probing monkeys?
Sailor Bar-fight? If Minako is still Venus we need some name
for him/her.

CH4
LOL! Damn. This just keeps getting funnier. I would have loved for
'Nemesis Car Repair' to have worked tho'! Can you summon
demons for automotive repair?

CH5
"Er, mercifully, the Star Gentle Uterus is about as bad as
it gets," said Gaffo.
Who came up with the names for all their attacks anyway?
I prefer his self named attacks myself.

CH6
Talk about a self fulfilling prophecy. Nice work.

CH7
Great job. I think he should have kicked Venus around a bit
tho'.

CH8
Good ending. Fitting somehow.

CH9
"If anything happens to my little girl, it's your arse in
the fire!"
LOL! You have to love her mother. Protective and vindictive.

LOL! The monkey will spank you! I'm going to have to track down
the Hellblazer series. I want to know how much you made up and
how much is Canon.

Skuld has a thing for John?

*snicker*

I can't believe you shoved everyone into semi-fukus.
We could have used some descriptions as well. I'm
wondering what Swamp Thing actually looked like as
well as the Fallen.

You didn't make them up?!?!? I'm going to have to buy the
Hellblazer series now!

Gemma is really ** now. Damn, DAMN. :(

This fic is a lot better than anyone would expect. Good job.

There is simply no way I can write a review that will do this fic justice. Despite the complete and utter WRONGNESS of the concept, this is spectacular! The characterization, in particular, is dead-on. You should go to work for DC. This is SO on my favourites list.
Smurfs... *whimper*

Bravo! I just finished the story. I don't know much about Sailor Moon, but this story is SO perfectly Hellblazer. :)

Thank you also for adding the outtakes in the last chapter - I'm glad I got to read them (and laugh really, really hard) even though they weren't part of the story itself.

Just out of curiosity, have you ever read "When Magical Girls Go Wrong," a Sailor Moon parody? I forgot who the author is or what site it was on, but you can probably find it with a web search. I think you'd like it. :)

Sorry to make two reviews so close together but...THIS IS GREAT! I'm laughing my head off here! If John's turned into one of the Sailor Scouts the whole multiverse is in trouble...

I dunno about crossing Hellblazer with Sailor Moon, but I must say you've got ol' John C down pat. And you got the humor just right, too!

I've heard of this elusive story some years back, but never thought to track it down here. I gotta say though, No story I've ever read in my LIFE made me laugh so hard I puked... untill now. I only hope someday I'll actually be as good as that.

I enjoyed this story a lot. It was funny, but not one of those "stupid" funny stories (which are ok sometimes, but they can get tiring)- it was smart, and the characters kept in character even though they were in these outrageous situations (but hey, when isn't Constantine in an outrageous situation?). Ciao!

LOL that is so funny! I love how you've portrayed ol' Johnnie so far. ^.~ Must keep reading!

Oh man... I'm so glad you uploaded this here! I used to read it now and again on your webpage. But now no more trying to find it over and over again with websearches! Woohoo! Ace story. Serious. Love it. Oh yes.