"The Translator must be a white squirrel". I managed to curb my merriment until that one. Reading this I am officially convinced that I own this cat. There is no other explanation for my Tuxedo Tom (yes, you read that right) to be able to spirit away things. I managed to "call him in...for hours" and where was he? He walked down the hall and twined around my legs. Well done in capturing Misto's "voice".

Wow!

This is the first piece that I've come across on that's actually good. It's very funny and well written.

Although, I don't think Mistoffelees would be that mean. Mischievous, yes, devious, yes but not quite as malicious as written here. I always thought of him as sort of a cat version of Peter Pan.

But well done. It was highly enjoyable.

Maybe this is why we never took a cat, heh.

I absolutely love his demandings and insults. This fic was hilarious and really made my day. Thanks for writing this.

lol, wow, Mistoffelees...he's much too demanding, but i can't imagine saying no to the bugger. he can chill out in my dorm room any day; perhaps he'll make my homework go away! ^_^ great guide.

This is so funny. So cute. I can hear Misto reading the lines in my head. (Givs you kudos) Got to read the one about Tugger now.

That is so funny! its good!

You know, in the whole thing, Mistoffelees doesn't mention how and what to feed him XD So if I ever get to have Misto as a pet -I mean, FRIEND- I'll just starve him ^^

LOL nahh... that's mean. Mistoffelees is too adorable for that. I loved this! Write more.

I'd like to see the human's rection to that...

Q. I’ve seen you sparkling before, did you fall into a bucket of paint ?

A. ….fall into a bucket of paint ? What is wrong with you ? No I didn’t fall into a bucket of paint, I’m MAGICAL. EMM EH GEE EYE SEE EH ELLE ! MAGICAL !

I think, that THAT *points up* was the final thing that made me break out into laughter. Genius. Absolute GENIUS.

That last line made me laugh. Very amusing!

"Prepare for your life to become living hell."
"Q: I can't find my fork. Where is it?
A: On the lawn. Like last time."
"Q. I’ve heard meowing up on the roof, but saw you by the fire; do you have a twin ?

A. … A twin ? A TWIN ? No I do not have a twin you twit ! I’m magical, deal with it !"
"Q. I’ve been calling you in from the garden for the last 3 hours, but you haven’t come in, why ?
A. I was asleep in the hall you nimrod."

"If you see bright lights coming from the room I am in, don’t come in. I repeat, don’t come in, unless you want to be a toad. My singular magical powers don’t know you from the door knob, and I couldn’t care less half of the time."


*dies* I love you.

What a cute story.
It was so funny,I like it a lot.
I'm not sure if I would like Mr. Mistoffelees as a pet so much.
He has more rules to live by then my mother!
Great job, I really enjoyed it!

Heh, funny, but it makes him sound so EVIL!

Just kidding. Keep up the great work.

~shadoeswriter

omg, LOL! that's really cute. man, and I thought I was high matinence! This kitty has more demands than Hilary Duff... and that's saying something... hehe