I find your characterizations so terribly cute.. I would have never thought I would ship this but aww..

Last time I checked, Stan and Kyle were straight.

This is hilarious! I've started sending these on to a friend who I'm sure will love them as much as I do. Seriously. These are amazing!

"Normal teenagers also don't stay up all night clutching a bat because they think Terry Pratchett is the monster in their closet."

"That doesn't sound like never speaking of it again to me, Stan."

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"That was years ago. You'd think you'd have gotten over it by now."

"I was four and they were vampiric, cannibalistic ducks!"

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"But, you know, if you want to wear a skirt, I'd be totally into that."

Best things everrrrrrrrrr.

Cuuuuuute! 33

The vampiric cannibalistic ducks is a nice touch. I think Stan/Kyle is one of the few yaoi pairings I approve of (I think it is because I love the idea of "best friends becoming more").

Yay for you!

Thank you. My god. Relationships should be about equal partnerships. It is always irritating when authors label off each character in a same-gender relationship as either being the dominator or dominatee-pretty much making the characters into heterosexual roles which they ARE NOT. So thank you. 8D

and the small girl in her room doing shit continues to laugh hystarically...

Stan in a skirt... I'd so totally be into that too. _

Is Terry Pratchett a joke in the show or have you read his books? Have you read Good Omens?

Possibly one of the funniest SP fics I've ever read. XD

Poor poor dork Stan :D

Haha the ducks were hilarious xD

GOSH! This was so complex... and hilarious... xD I loved for example how you remembered mistletoe being poisonous, and Kyle's smartassness, and Stan's love for animals, and... gosh xD

It was also pretty long for a oneshot I'd say, but it was really fun to read :D I'll just keep wondering how the heck does Stan manage to fuck up everything he lays his hand on xD

Goodjob :D

aw this is so good!