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I like the plothole explanation and the Mary Sue elimination spell. :-)

I love this story! My fave part was when Ron was all, "Avada kedavra!" over the phone. It was hilarious, and the whole story made me love Mary-Sue bashing stories even more (I didn't even think that was possible)!

OH. MY. GOODNESS. That was absolutely hilarious. I won't be writing any Mary Sues in the future, thanks to you pointing out exactly what they are and how they are written :D This should be like mandatory reading for all fanfic authors. Honest. It would save a hell of a lot more paper and internet memory space.

the meta is win.

Hahaha! - that's all i have to say in response to this amazing story xD

Ah, Mary Sues. They make fanfic so annoying sometimes. I think I like your version though :) Tilly.

favourite line; "Nobody cares what you like, Ronald, you're just a comedy side kick, and all you want to do with the Giant Squid is make a stir fry."

Made me laugh haha.

Thank you so much for this tory! I have been trying to work out what a Mary-Sue is for ages and I never had a clue, but now I know so thanks!

Laughing too hard. . .

to review.

KUTGW,

Noreen

utterly brilliant XD Hahahaha, kept me laughing till the last sentence! I especially, especially liked the Plot Hole part haha.

Oh goddess! That has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever read. It takes the ridiculousness of so many fanfics and ridicules them.

I almost saw that coming, but it was a well enough written story that the last line abolutely caused me to literally fall out of my chair, and roll on the floor laughing.

Keep up the good work and keep the one-shots and well written stories coming.

Good job. Gunny, well-written, and a good "Take That" to all those silly characters! Yay!

I didn't enjoy this one. It was too in-your-face type of comedy that it got irritating after the first few paragraphs. Still, I do like your other works and of course, there are people who love these kind of stories, so thank you for writing it.

Definitely required reading. Um, if the Anti-Mary Sue spell brought Hermione back because it was no longer necessary for Mary Sues to die, wouldn't Voldemort be brought back as well, and the entire story be stuck in an infinite loop?

To quote my... hold on. Fred, George, Charlie, Bill, Ginny... 6th favorite Weasley spawn, BLOODY HELL! That was brilliant!

Okies, so I had my doubts in the beginning, but the ending was well worth the.. cracky ness of the start. Great story!

I would very much like to kill you for writing this (mostly because I hate Harry Potter bashing if you're going to take the mickey out of everything) but I can't because it was too funny. But since I've been a fan of HP since I was 5, you WILL pay!oneeleven

AVADA KEDAVRA!one