Thought you might like some more ideas, so...

1. make Moaning Myrtle fall in love with him or blame him for something so that she haunts him for a while.

2. turn his hair blonde

3. charm a broom to chase him around hitting him in the rump all day (a magical version of the kick me sign!)

4. Make it so every time he enters the Library the restricted section alarms go off

5. lock him out of hogwarts

6. arrange for an animal to be sent to hogwarts for the purpose of studding to get the "sevie" pregnant (popular in farming communities)

you know. . .only three and a half months left until Christmas. . .you had better hurry up and update. . .

actually, I am quite enjoying this and I cannot wait for more of this! ! !

short 'n' sweet: loved it the first time i read it! so meed more!

hahahahahahhaha, i love it :)
keep going, puh-lease..?
Ash xx

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so funny!
this story has definately made my day.
please update soon!

*Squee* I love it Please write more soon! I cant wait till x-mas!*falls to ground in tear striken heap!* PLEASE!

WOW i love it!! please hurry with skool stuff!! I LOVES THIS!

GREAT story!
please keep on writing!!

Great Chapter it was awesome!
fred and George could fill his room with Snow or some other weather thingy! Oh and they could do something with his wand or maybe Something about the girl of his dreams! I donna just some ideas Reply back if you like any of them!

LOL. that was funny. :D

What about enchanting all his robes so they change colors, or his shoes to squeal like baby shoes? ALL of them. :D

ah well, I'm not good at finding jokes, but I do like them. Good luck!

Ellenlome

thats so funny :)

This was bloody brillent! I love it please update soon!

that was funny :)
great story, please keep writing !

"Sirius we’re going to be really nice to Snape this week.”

Sirius Black grinned. “I’m thinking uh …presents”

Remus Lupin groaned. “That’s not quite what I meant, lads”

OMG. That was hilarious. :) But I'd advise you find a way to distinguish the present from the ;past better. It was kinda confusing. Also, put les details in the "past" parts, and use italics, I think it would help.

But it's still very funny. I wish it truly happened. What about turning Snape's hair bright pink and orange, with undoable-for-a-week pigtails? *grins* I think it looks funny anyway. Not to mention that Snape would probably not come to class for that whole week. Oh well, better not let my best friend see this, she's a Snape fan. See ya!

Ellenlome

interesting...
please keep writing, GREAT story!