sergeant at the diler thing craking up, that's me. love the story, finish please.

Lol, written very well, with all the content of a crackpot! :D (that's a compliment ;)) Love the way you've integrated everything.
Anyways, would love to read more, keep'em coming. :D

lolololololol. that is all. :)

hilarious! please continue soon!

Canit Claymore? General Clamman? nice. that's downright creative. lol.

hehe, Claymore...hehe. Update soon please.

Yes! Love it! Cracking myself up down here in aussie land...definately more please!

Ooh! I can't wait to see more of Crack! He sounds so 'dreamy'! (faints in an obviously staged manner) I just don't know what I'll do when he meets Jack! Oh my!

please update soon, i really needed that laugh. especially since i only recently saw that movie. lol.