Here we go again.

Alright, I liked this one, though not as much as the former chapters. Still, your work still brings a chuckle, and if that is the case, then onward I shall read!

Bloodsoaked apes can be very difficult to taser, let alone tame. Good luck, guys.

Can't wait for the next chapter, man.

-LocalTalent53

Sasquatch...heh. A legendary creature that was just downed by the world's deadliest projectile.
Really. I didn't see the bag of dynamite coming. Hilarious.
Well, now I just have to read the next chapter, now don't I?

-LocalTalent53

Ah, the classic Mario-Gets-Murdered-by-Savage-Beavers-of-Doom method of approach! Why WAS Wario eating gravel anyway? Ah, well. Mysteries for all. Bowser setting his goals too low was the highlight for me. I wonder what madness awaits me next chapter? I am enthusiastic upon finding out.

Your dedicated but lazy reviewer,

LocalTalent53

Hey! Sorry about the huge five or so month delay; there is no excuse for laziness (other than the fact that one is lazy). Anyway, back to the story!

So much for the GPS... that probably just cost them their lives.

Gail Grissam, huh? And toilet paper humor? Where does the humor end? Probably when I stop reading...

Well, good job on the it; there are grammatical errors, but the style of the story allows it to pass by a little less noticibly.

Onto the next chapter!

-LocalTalent53

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA CONTINUE THIS STORY?!? I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER!

Canada? That was odd, yet somewhat humorous. Good work. I especially enjoyed the part with the Rapist Be Gone Taser.

Keep up the humor,

LocalTalent53

"Mario..."

"Yes, Dr. Mario, I'm here."

"I just want you to know...that your mother liked me more than you..."

Great job! The end was hilarious! I found it a spark for my downed happiness. Keep the good work up!

~LocalTalent53

I could die laughing! Great work; car chases, idiotic jailguards, and a muderous mushroom? All made me chuckle. As always, I belive you should keep working on it.

Onto the next chapter!

This marks the two year anniversery of this story, and I feel that I should review and mention that. Again, the punch lines were decent, and this chapter made me smile. I especially enjoyed the scene with the cops shooting everyone who moved.

Again, with respect,

LocalTalent53

"Super Mario RPG and Toadofsky?"

Loved it. The sheer pointlessness of the crude humor, the plotline that keeps on giving...couldn't get funnier. Of course, chapter 2 could always prove that wrong...

The One Who Forgets to Review,

LocalTalent53

I'm so not used to reading the format of this story, considering I spent a while yesterday going through your other stuff. I believe this is the last thing on my extensive list... le gasp. See, I'm billingual. But I don't think that's how it is spelt, so it doesn't really matter. XP

Anywho, Quin randomly told me a while ago he helped you on this. And then proclaimed he helped you on all your stories. But when I asked him something about Fictionpress he had no clue what I was talking about. XD So yeah.

I gotta agree with you though, the chapter had it's moments. I particularly liked the Celine Dion thing. XD That was pretty good. And Soulja Boy. I don't get the song at all. Or that dance. But it didn't really give me the feel of the previous chapters, you know?

Oh, and I saw two your/you're confusions.

I used to watch Inuyasha though. XP Shipou sits on my computer still... staring at me with his beady little eyes. I think I only watched about 30 episodes though... then I missed like 100 more, so I just said screw it. Personally, I can't get into it anymore. Too repetative. No offense to any fans who read this.

But yeah. Good job! Sorry it took so long to write a review.

LOL. Loved it! Props for the allusions to those shitty artists and Inuyasha especially. All the characters had some hilarious lines in this chapter. Although I think DK remains my favorite :) I am interested to see where this is going, lol.

Just so you know, Wario and Waluigi are not related to Mario or Luigi.

QUINN? MY WORST ENEMY'S NAME IS QUINN! YOU DIE!

Nice. Just abit less randomness and add sex and you're good!