Nice.

I remember this one rampage I went on...

The pool minigame in GTA IV is a BITCH! I'D JUST LOST A DOZEN TIMES IN A DAMN ROW!

So I needed to take a load off. The biological explanation is that getting angry makes these hormones that eventually hurt you if they build up, but you can mitigate the effects by putting someone else through pain...

Like if the alpha baboon hits a minion, the minion gets angry, and, denied revenge against the alpha, hits someone lower down.

Well, I found the nearest cop, and let him help me with that. I finally got four stars after a little more fighting, and started running.

You know, draw it out to maximize satisfaction...

And all of a sudden, I notice that the car that just rammed me from behind (shut up with your dirty mind) is the super cool FIB Buffalo.

I didn't yet own one, so I just HAD to have this one.

Well, I empty an SMG clip into the drivers seat, get out of my already busted almost to the point of uselessness car, pull the corpse out of the seat, and DRIVE!

I was halfway down the first island when I got in...

You know the new wanted system?

How they let you escape if you get out of the search radius, and then stay out of sight?

Well, at four stars, they have super choppers after you, which makes it difficult to stay out of sight.

I had to dodge the helicopter, and the other cars, and avoid crashing while moving as fast as I could...

I finally ditched them all, but I ended up running out of road.

I was able to JUST get out of the wanted radius, I ended up on a road bend, if I leave it in either direction, I'm back in the radius, and there are cops coming down the road towards me, but they haven't spotted me yet.

And I'm thinkin' "Oh SHIT."

The car's smoking black, it's not going to survive more fighting.

And I'm just saying "Come on, come on."

And it drops my wanted level just in time.

I drag it back to my safehouse and save.

HA ha, that wasr really funny

That was hilarious.

haha, this is amazing. more to come?

mfthahahaha! please cont.!

Great story, i've always loved the GTA series.

Why yes, you are going straight to hell.
This is some pretty funny stuff.

Hahahahahahahah
You've captured the mood good with that Need I say more