Crack. This is the crackiest crack fic Ive read in a lonng time. xD but the alice in wonderlandness of this chapter was interesting :)

No way! That was too obvious! Duh. Its a dog and that is why she was talking to INUzuka Kiba. Duuh!

You know that 'Gai's shiny teeth line' calls for another Omake! A "my shiny teeth and me" one. You know, from Fairly Odd Parents? That is SOO Gai!

[…sometimes the Byakugan – and what it forced him to see - was a curse, really.]

mwuahaha.

[– hurt. He was only trying to spread cheer. The fact that he was now embedded into the trunk of a giant pine tree really hurt. (In fact it hurt like a sonofabitch, though Lee never said such things aloud).]

Lee. xD I love Lee-san.

[aided by an army of squirrels busy chewing wood.]

The... absurdity of this! I can't get over it! xDD

Wooww. Neji was a complete bastard just now. So turned off. But going back a bit, I love how you described Tenten's PRETTY, PRETTY HAIR. *pets it*

[Hyuuga were used to being compared to birds.
But Hanabi was, without doubt, NOT a bird.
The youngest of the Hyuuga heirs was quite probably a cat reincarnated into human form.]

... the most utterly true statement! I'm shocked by how true it is!

[which would make great material to tease her aloof cousin about, as was clearly her duty as a younger relative.]

hahaha. >3

[Hinata dropped the tray again as her team-mate called for her. Again Hanabi caught it, with a tired little sigh.]

LOL. That's so... it just makes me love Hanabi!

[“HI-NA-TA! Let’s go!”

...years of Kiba’s characteristic morning greeting. Some of them had even begun using it to start their day.]

When you said that I imagined a bunch of Hyuuga calling that out to each other. lmfao but that is totally not what you meant... Also, I shudder to think what the computer is going to do to that line once I post this, since it has that nasty habit of removing "excessive" letters...

But Hiashi's reaction to the realization of what's wrong with Neji... was just too overly dramatic. It's... funny. But it's so ODD and out of character. I can only stare, wide-eyed. O_O

...But that is just your way, I suppose. Your little, sarcastic, parody voice, ne.

[Then again, they had been sure the world was ending when the Kyuubi attacked; when Itachi slaughtered his clan; when Orochimaru attacked and when the Sand invaded. So they were used to operating under the fear of impending apocalypse.]

But that line, I love that line! *huge grin* You are so on my favorites. Congratulations, I favved you on merely the second chapter! xD

Holy crap. "Holy crap" and "How wonderful!" are about the only things I can say. Wow. I'm so impressed. You captured Neji so well, right from the start! And I'm intrigued by Tenten and Kiba too. Just what ARE they talking about? I must know! And I must know how Neji is going to deal with this.

OH. And the way that he suddenly feels like his manliness has been challenged is grealy amusing. I'm of the perspective that Tenten likes Neji's bishi-ness. But there is something to be said for a guy with a build like the one you described Kiba having. *metaphorically drools at the mental image*

... Neji seriously has problems.

You NEED to write more. I LOVE the tenten and neji couple. They are my favourite naruto couple! you should explain more details in why neji is in love with tenten. For all i know, it's because he's shallow and thinks she's hot.

update, update, update...PLEASE?
:)

haha update :)
LMFAOO “it seems only yesterday that you were a little tyke wanting to kill us all…And now…and now…”
This is my favourite Neji/Tenten fanfic yet! :)
<3

haha great chapter
aww, jealous neji :P

I've been reading your stories all day and I have to say I enjoy your writing. It's concise, vocabulary-building (or reminding in my case. High school has killed my vocabulary), and the humor/NejixTenten is awesome in its own right. That being said, even if it's been three years since you've updated, I hope this fic hasn't been completely abandoned. :(

Haha, god! This chapter was really funny. :) I love your writing, seriously. I've honestly read every single NejixTen thing you've written as well as a few other couples. You're one of the authors that made me fall in love with that pairing. Thank you, and pleasepleasplease continue to keep writing more.

Oh!! Is Neji on drugs??!! How fun! Refreshing and oohh so fun!
Please keep going!

Ok it's official...Neji's gone off the deep end. He's completely and utterly insane and really is starting to scare me. I think he's going to have nightmares...(shudders) I can't wait to see what happens next...it's sure to be hilarious... :D