wait, why did they leave their daughter? thats MESSED UP!

This is very well put together!

“Ancient curse?” Ginny said, growing more nervous by the moment.

Molly nodded gravely. “You will find yourself inexplicably in love with beets.”

“Beets?” Ginny asked.

Arthur nodded gravely. “They’re quite healthy for you, and Weasley women historically speaking weren’t fond of them. So they were cursed so they would finally eat them and stop wasting food.”

“That’s a relief,” Ginny said. “I thought it was going to be some sort of arranged marriage with a family we hate or else certain death.”

“Of course not, dear,” Molly said. “That’s quite silly, isn’t it?”

“So they’d finally stop fussing about our illegitimate love child?” Ginny offered meekly. “I kept hedging around their constant badgering about who the daddy was, but finally they put together the facts that Ron saw us making out at Hogwarts and the fact that my daughter had blonde hair, grey eyes and impeccable taste in wine and realized it was you.”

:) Wow loved your story. I seem to have become addicted to parodies. They're just so amusing

Haha I just happened to stumble across this. It was hilarious- I especially liked the part about the tattoo and the beets. Nice job, well done overall!

Oh man, this is one of the funniest things I have read in the longest time. Thank you, you just made my day. I love the part about the beets, and my favorite line is definitely, "They scampered to the closet, grabbing two towels along the way, as being wet and naked in an unheated broom closet in the Highlands in autumn is no laughing matter. Pneumonia wasn’t quite as sexy as teenage fantasies about playing nurse in the Hospital Wing might make it out to be." Hilarious!

*laugh* Oh, how I enjoyed the rabble of Weasley brothers in the end. A fine collection of clichés and humour which gave me the laugh of the day.

Loved it!

Oh yeah, baby! Very very funny. Kudos. Nailed *ahaha* the cliches so perfectly.

*snorts with laughter*

That was spiffing.

'“Students!” said the Headmaster, a man who looked, sounded and was nonsensical like Dumbledore, who was in fact dead, yet no one really acknowledged this turn of events or the fallout. No one was prepared for things at Hogwarts to be any different, after all, so they all practiced the Muggle-like tactic of seeing what they wanted.'

*rotflol*

HILARIOUS! The only thing you forgot was how she was constantly hopelessly ignored by the "Dream Team" and how Ron got so angry he had an aneurism. Other than that, it was dead on and extremely enjoyable. Great job.

Ahahahaa, I'm practically rolling on the floor laughing, I love this! And it's so true, I'm pretty sure you covered every single DG cliche, good work! *many hugs and muffins*

I dunno, it was awful obvious for a parody, maybe try to tone it down and make it more subtle? Decent, though...