Blue book, blue box, whatever. I can see why SGC members would be fans of Doctor Who, and if the "TV signals are being transmitted from Earth into space" theory is happening in Stargate, then I can see why offering "Jelly Babies" would be an even worse idea.

This was so much fun to read! During chapter six, I thought of an entry that goes with my own story that I am working on. If you want to hear it, just pm me, and I'll tell it to you.

I have loved reading this, and am now seriously wondering why the Stargate Wiki isn't called Goa'ugle :D

Duoooo! OK, I squeed when I saw Duo's name!

It's funny because it's true!

Cliche statement is cliche I know, but it's apropos. Great work.

you should write:
"The President and Major Paul Davis Read: 'Things SG Teams are No Longer Allowed to Do'"

I love this! It was soooo funny!

freakin awesome! loved the bits with gw! hope there's more!

Great story, I laughed my ass off reading it!

great story!

Omg lol!

This is hilarious but I should really get to sleep n read more tomorrow at work :)

I totally get the duct tape reference n yay, McGyver fans!

Where are the stories for your SG-11?

I really liked this story, great for a laugh!

I am surprised that in the 90s you did not mention resurrection, something related to dying or nearly so and calling it 'Doing a Daniel'...

Enjoyed this very much! I was even inspired to write my own story 'On The Charge Of Exasperating A Superior Officer' using something you missed! Hope you like it!

Love this!