I'll lend you Kuronue from Yu Yu Hakusho, if you want to do him. But I get to sit in the audience(sp?) & make sure the fangirls don't get him. Cause I worked hard to resurrect him DAMN IT! The name is Kaia Kaze Hikaru & I'm a Shadow/Fire Kitsune demon. Oh & update or I'll get my evil oreo minions to force you into updating.
Kai ~ The Black Flame Kitsune! =^-^=
P.S. Kuronue was Youko's partner in crime before he died.
P.P.S. Kuronue is my boyfriend.

As you read this my Green Radioactive Ghetto Sniper Hamsters has you targeted with their scopes. So I'd review if I was you... (Insert EBIL Laugh Here)

I am now in love with you. Seriously. I am. Would you like to know why?

It is because you have come up with a theory to explain something I have always wondered about. It's so unbelievably simple, I can't believe it has never occurred to me.


OF COURSE! KENSHIN IS MADE OF MARSHMALLOWS! THAT HAS TO BE IT! *glomps you* *glomps Kenshin multiple times* (though in real life, Sano's more my ty--Wait, I didn't say that! No! Kenshin, forgive me! You're 20 million times sexier! And I don't care that your bishi-ness will slightly diminish --revert to marshmallow?-- upon hearing that statement, with your suddenly ridiculously huge eyes, saying "Oro!"; I don't care! You're still my first & favorite bishie! Though Kurama (anime, NOT manga!) & Kakashi & Temari (yes, she's a girl, maybe I'm bi...or maybe she's just too hot for ANYONE to resist) & Haru (I don't care that he turns into a cow, damn it!) & Kiryu Zero (Zero stripping!? Where?!...fanclub-mates & I have discussed for days on end the prospects of our favorite vampire(s) stripping *drools*) & Ichijou Takuma (Back off, he's MY gorgeous manga reading vampire! You hear me?! MINE! MINE! *insert manaical laughter here*--I'm a vampire too, & we're both single; why shouldn't I make him mine? Huh? Give me one good reason! Bet you can't.) are pretty hot too...So are Orochimaru & Al Elric (WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE DID THOSE 2 COME FROM?! I HATE OROCHICHI! AND AL DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BODY!--Wait, Al! I LOVE YOU! Come back!...But...Orochi DEFINITELY shouldn't ever have been in that list though...I haven't the slightest idea why he's there...Oh yeah, there was that scary yet somehow strangely adorable plushie of him I saw! Plus he wasn't so bad looking when he was younger, even if he does have gray skin.)...heheh...and the list goes on & on & on & on...(5 hours later, still listing--or being sent off on wild fantasies at the mere thought of--fictional hotties)...& on & on...

*tricia continues digging a deeper & deeper hole for herself, then allows Shikamaru to blow her to pieces inside it as the walls collapse on top of her...if he doesn't find it too troublesome to do so, since knowing him, he probably will.* *Inner Tricia: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, that's right, leave the sentencing to Shika! Then I'll escape unharmed, as he's too lazy to kill me! How do I know this you ask? BECAUSE I AM ABOUT AS LAZY AS HE IS! I know, you all thought it impossible! But it's not! I am! Just in a slightly different way...--resumes evil laughter*)


Uwaa! Sorry, that deteriorated from what was SUPPOSED to be a review into a huge rant from a crazy person! ...Will you forgive me? *puppy-dog eyes*

THIS. STORY. IS. SICK. Good job!

As for whom to bash (GAH! Can't believe it took me so long to rememeber *falls over*), I have a few suggestions:

1. Light Yagami from the Death Note anime (Maybe you could crack that he's related to Taichi Yagami from Digimon XDD)
2. Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII (like Ash Gray said, do you dare to bash the infamous One-Winged Angel??)
3. Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh!
4. Eric Cartman from South Park (I know, not an anime, but still...)
5. Lina Inverse from Slayers

hehe lol i love this! my favorite was the hiei bashing. may not be my place but here are some more ppl u cud go bash

Xemnas- the good old mansex joke
saix- sailor moon
sora from KH
kakashi
yusuke-cud say he has a thing for genkai or somethin
sanzo if u know Saiyuki

update!

yet ANOTHER request!(lol) Nuriko=0)

Very interesting...hm. (grin) I'll just let ya have my previous suggestions for now, as I'm out of ideas at the moment. Yea for update!

TAL

O.O Takeshi / Brock having the hots for SATOSHI / Ash?!? Dude, WTFH?

Shinigami Goumon-sama, I have a challenge for you:

I dare you to bash the crap out of the most evillest, most greatest villain in all of history: SEPHIROTH!

Awesome chapter!! Just a suggestion, I thought of Iruka from Naruto. (grin) So evil...and I love Iruka! I'll be looking forward to an update!

TAL

HAHA! NICE! I still think you should have Kakashi up to be bashed, but...(shrugs) That's just me!

YAY YOU UPDATED!

OMG! ^_^ YAY! You bashed Tifa! ^_^ (x10) Although I was kinda hoping you would use "Tifa... she masterminded Aerith's death so that she can have Cloud all to herself!" and see how they would react, BUT WHO CARES? This is equally hilarious! HAHAHAHAHA!

P.S.: About the 'add ruler' problem: just copy and paste the rulers from previous stories / chapters. It should work.

P.P.S.: Do... erm... AH! I KNOW! Sakuragi Hanamichi or Rukawa Kaede from SlamDunk!

cheez! you're absolutely vicious...and I like it!

very funny fic, but just one thing? bovines are cows. pigs are ovines.