Dear Alucard,
Are you the oldest vampire in existence?
The most powerful?
Were you really Dracula (Vlad Dracul/Teppes)or was that made up?
Can vampires have babies?
How many brides have you had by now? - I lost count.
Why did you REALLY change Seres.?.

These are the questions that haunt me...

love goth_girl_in_pink

Was that last one Dante?

awesome sauce :D

i love this <3

BUT I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE CAUGHT PIP FLIRTING WITH SERAS AND SERAS STARTED TO BLUSH! SO NOT FAIR!

What's up?

Favorite kind of blood?

Is Seras your girlfriend?

What do you think when you see this emoticon: >:3 ?

Does your doggie-self like to push people down?

Have you ever heard of the movie 'Van Helsing'?

Did you know that Seras has got it bad for you?

Do you have a memory foam mattress?

Do you sharpen your teeth?

Did you know that you made my bff be scared of vampires? She thinks you are completely off your rocker D:

Do you seriously pee on Sir Integra's stuff in Doggie-form? LULZ!!

Lol you crazeh D:

I forgot what else I was gonna say xD

*lying dead from too much laughter*

Muajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja...

*=)*
I n c r e d i b l e!
Gee...I'm in such a great mood!
Yay!

"Come and take me. I dare you.
-The invincible Alucard, aka NoLifeking"
HILARIOUS!
How can you be so evil?
I just can't stop laughing like a mad!

:D

"Do vampires ever need to use the toilet? What does vampirish pee look like? Does it look like blood or normal pee? And does your hellhound form ever need to go potty? Is Sir Integra forced to pick up your puppy mess and put it out for trash whenever your hellhound form has a poo in a public sidewalk? Does Walter ever take your cutey little doggie form for a walk whenever it gets restless? Let me know if he doesn't, I'll tell the animal rights campaigners!"
*screaming from laughter*
That is the best thing I've ever read!Actually I asked myself this kind of questions too...I wondered who would answer them and here we are!
HA HA HA HA HA! :D
I really love you're fic!I

*clapping hands*
Oh dear...so amazing...I like it!

Alucard would never pick the blond bimbo over integra! Lol, no way. Seras is just a big s.l.u.t. :D

The screensaver part was hilarious! That was great!

Dear Alucard,
Do you wear underwear? Boxers or briefs? My friends say that 'brief' guys wear briefs for...support. What do you think? Oh, and also, might I have your hat? Or perhaps your sunglasses? You break them all the time, so you must have more, right?
PS: I know what you did last summer

I love the story! I have never laughed do hard in a long time! Keep writing!