Awesome story, the pee question was so fun!

Dear Alucard...

Do you ever shoot yourself in the head? After all your a vampy so you should survive it after all, right...?

This is so funny.

Dear Alucard,

How old are you?

-BandNerdOtaku

This is Great! These are the answers I would expect from Alucard. Yeah I have a question for Alucard, "Sir Integra seems to have her buttons easily pushed and this can lead to unproductivity in the work place. Has she ever considered an anger management seminar or temper course?"

I loved his reply to my last message, and you are a completely awesome author! My new message to Alucard:

Dear Alucard-

Sorry if I traumatized you with my last message, but I have a new question. Which movie do you think is more accurate "Dawn of the Dead" or "Resident Evil"? Oh, one other thing: will you send me your hat? _

-Denekrad

XD! the vash-ness! cute! thanx for the no for the integra...all in all cute-ness

Awesome! Very Imaganative idea! I'm guessing that the last person is Vash right? Anyway, hope to see more!

Let's see if I got it right:

"Metal Fist" and his brother are Edward and Alphonse Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and "Reanne" and his friend "Roy" are Ranma and Ryoga from Ranma 1/2, aren't they?

I couldn't help but picture this answer to Reanne from our favourite No Life King:

Dear Reanne: is your friend a virgin? if he is, send him to this address: The Hellsing Mansion, HellStreet 6, White Chapel, London, and if Jack the Ripper doesn't find him first, from then on he'll be able to find you wherever you are and I'll get to enjoy a nice midnight snack. ;-)

(As a result, Ryoga got those vampire teeth and his hellhound form is a... piglet?)

Okies, now my own input:

Dear Alucard: Do vampires ever need to use the toilet? What does vampirish pee look like? Does it look like blood or normal pee? And does your hellhound form ever need to go potty? Is Sir Integra forced to pick up your puppy mess and put it out for trash whenever your hellhound form has a poo in a public sidewalk? Does Walter ever take your cutey little doggie form for a walk whenever it gets restless? Let me know if he doesn't, I'll tell the animal rights campaigners! (wink wink)

he he he...alucard funny. i like it, well done, one bit i might point out is totally in bold (the part about Seras) and i dont know if that was intended, or not, but anyway, good going!

Ok...cool! GIMME HIS E-MAAIL! sniff* it won't show on the bottom...and i have a problem so to speak...but awesome fic though! I u like funny and weird ics...go read 'Alucard's Poblem' it's reaally funny! I mean...atleast to me it is...

It is so funny! Keep it up!

It's been funny! I'll think of a message for Alucard!

Update soon! Oh, and I have a message for Alucard:

Dear Alucard,

Are you "interested" in Seras or Integra? If neither, do you know what the definition of "yaoi" means? Mwa ha ha.

-Denekrad

oh...my...God, you're a genious!

The one...oh hell! They were all funny LOL

update soon!