"“Catapults are SIEGE WEAPONS!” shrieked Hilaria as exploding balls of liquid fire crashed down among them. “YOU DON’T USE CATAPULTS IN OPEN BATTLE! And they call themselves strategists!"

I took extreme offense at this preposterous assertion, which is so magnanimously wrong I am loathe to even try to correct it. The hard damn truth is that, while I concede that larger pieces of medieval artillery were usually developed for the purpose of firing at non-moving and relatively broad targets such as castle walls, several minor catapult sorts were indeed most commonly applied in battlefield combat. Thus I have spoken.

Please update soon. I love it so much. And I have a toy dragon named Type after Type in the story.

awesome storie absolutely histarical

that is just messed up about the people doing that to you but i was going to review when i finished the whole story but that is just messed up and i can't hold my peace about it i mean totally messed up awesome story very funny keep on writing

OMG! I loved this chapter! Continue!

This story is frickin' AWESOME! I've been reading it for three years now, but I've only recently gotten an account, but I can honestly say you have brightened my day on many occasions and got me really into this site. I love you.

MurtyPoo xDD Classic.
Me and my friends called him "Taghy."
But then, of course, he turned evil and I was the only one who still loved him...
And then Brisngr came out and he won't be able to redeem himself.
Sad.
Poor Taghy.

Your story is so amazing! This is only the second time someone's story has had me laughing my ass off and the other was The Epic Fight for the Twixbar by Mrs. LukeSkywalker13...it's so funny. Anyways awesome story and I can't wait for the update!! :)

So... Kay then. An unexpectedly fast update, but at the same time, another not promised for a long while. That's mildly depressing. :P I hope the next book makes its appearance soon... XP

so are u just ganna make them wing it for brisingr of what? keep up the awesomness!

hahahahaha! Awesome Chapter! LOVE the title. Say NO to stereotypes!
It's amazzingly awesomtastical! Update soon! (plz)

Hysterical as ever. That was fantastic!

Really good new chapter! I think Eragon is benifiting form Hilaria and Saturina, he needs the humility

YES!!

That was SOO the best chapter ever!

Oh god, I'm still laughing!

HAHA!

It made me so much happier, on account that I'm really sick and all. (Swine flu? Don't think so, at least I hope it's not. Been home from school, terrified that I missed important isuess.)

Oh man, I seriously can't wait for another update. I can't believe you did update so soon! Thanks!

I've got to know though, do you get writer's block or anything? It's hard to imagine how you come up with this giant, awesome story, and not get like, brain dead from time to time. I think most people (Like me) get it about everytime they try to write something.

TALENT. I CALL TALENT!

s2

Wooh, It seemed like you rushed through that... Which is sad because I thoroughly enjoy your story.
And it is also sad because APPARENTLY YOU'RE "TAKING A BREAK"

That's what they call retiring. ...
...
I very much so believe that I'll be in college by the time I see the next chapter. (two years) I've been reading this for like 3 years... Which means you've been writing it for much longer...
Oh, what a sad bunch we are.
Murtagh is SO HOT.
I LOVE HIM. I'M HIS FAN-GIRL... SQUE

Murtypoo... hehee... sounds like my math teacher, he calls things like that. like "Homework-poo"
...
Well, because this seems to be the only way we really have any contact... I guess... sniff... that i won't be seeing you... sniff... for a while... sniff...
Sad...
I've only read Brisingr once too... though maybe I'll read it again...
no.. I won't. I have enough to do... :P

OK!
BYE!