This is in response to your little review for the person who had posted an original poem in the miscellaneous category. Now, before I get started, just so you know, I’m not either of the other reviewers. So, before you have another little conniption fit over anonymous reviews, notice that mine is SIGNED. (By the way, genius, just because someone leaves an anonymous review doesn’t mean they are cowards. It probably just means they don’t have an account. You see, that is how FF allows people without accounts to review).

I see you were sticking your nose in something you know nothing about. Congratulations. I’m going to reward you. Apparently, it wouldn’t bother you if the fandom you write for is so overridden by original poems and stories about someone’s boyfriend who dumped them, or how much they love their childhood cat, or the weather, or their emo-tastic death wish, that you couldn’t find an ACTUAL story about the fandom itself. Fantastic! Then I’m going to send EVERY one of those little assholes your way. And I’m going to make sure that everyone in your fandom (‘hack/SIGN’, is it?) knows that it was you who wanted it. All of my reviews (and, believe me, I do about fifty in a good day, as that is how many of these original stories are clogging places like CATS, JCSS, ‘The Producers’, etc.) will tell these little twats that ‘Reality Is’ would like them to post their original stories in the ‘hack/SIGN’ category. Soon enough, you will find how frustrating it is to click on a fandom you love, and out of 200 stories, 199 of them are original poems about something that no one gives a shit about.

You see, like that other reviewer said, we were all nice. Once. We were all helpful and tried to ask these young authors very politely to move their stuff to FictionPress because it’s the sister site to this one for original fiction. When they didn’t listen, we then kindly told them they’d be rightly reported for breaking the TOS. Then, when that still didn’t work, we reported them. When they kept posting, we finally became the bitches and assholes you see before you today. But that’s just a glimpse into your future. Let’s see how YOU like it when they all come your way and there are no more ‘hack/SIGN’ fics.

I’ll check back in a few weeks to see how YOU’RE reacting to it.

Have a lovely day.
~R.

PS—don’t bother responding. I never read the email that goes with this name. Ta, ta!

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This chapter was fine. I like it. But then again... I like anything.

I love this story. I love the way you describe things, I love how much thought you put into your chapters and I love the relationships between everyone.

Excellent grammar and no spelling mistakes (at least, none that I could find, and I'm one of those nerdy spelling bee types >_

With every time I read one of your stories, I can't help but think about how ramarkable of a writer you are. You have a natural talent for creating emotions, and It multiplies the power of your works... Good job. I look foreward to seeing more.
-Scottie The Welsh

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