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Flame Rising
2008-05-23
ch 1,
abuseLet’s play a game, shall we? Yes? Fantastic.

This game is called “Things That Can Write Better Than You”. The rules are simple. Please correctly select which choice can write better than you:

A. My left testicle
B. A toilet-full of chunky diarrhea
C. An inbred midget clown who swims in choice B
D. All of the above

If you chose the correct answer, D, then you have won the following prize:

A spot in my coveted C2 “Stories A Turd Out of My ** Could Write Better” (which, strangely enough was not one of the choices). Don’t despair! Even if you didn’t choose correctly, I will be kind enough to give you that prize anyway. Who said I don’t have a heart?

Congratulations! Please continue to avoid the dictionary as if it were an oozing, puss-filled sore on an old hooker’s a.s.s. And good grammar? Well, run away from it like it’s a festering syphilitic itch you just can’t scratch in public. Or in words you can understand: your fic sucks donkey balls, and that’s what you wanted me to think, right? Because otherwise, I’d have to believe this was an actual attempt at writing and laugh the crap right out of myself.

Best regards,
F/R
Renee 1189
2008-02-19
ch 6, anon.
abuseI vote Ruby Off!
RENEE1189
2008-02-19
ch 4,
abuseAw... Quistis didn't get to fight...
Ryoko
2007-09-20
ch 6, anon.
abuseI'm gonna have to go with Raijin, you know.
VampireDemons
2007-06-08
ch 6,
abuseI absalutely LOVE your story. I've actually been reading it ever since your first one (Which was realy good btw) !

So purlease keep writing cause its really enjoyable XDXD

-VampireDemons (Well one of em)

:)
TheUntouchedRose
2007-06-02
ch 1,
abuseDona
annnie
2007-05-24
ch 6, anon.
abusei vote angelo out idk y lol
Captain A.D.D
2007-05-23
ch 6,
abuseI cast my vote for TIDUS! MAKE HIM BURN IN THE ETERNAL FIRES OF HELL. I just don't like him. He has bad clothes and he's loud. If I was driving down the street and he walked in front of my truck I wouldn't even stop.
Ryoko
2007-02-10
ch 5, anon.
abuseI can't stand Final Fantasy 8, so I think I'm gonna go with Ward. Ugh, I seriously hate him, Kiros and Laguna! X_X
YuniX-2
2006-11-28
ch 5,
abusehmm.. normally I'd vote off brother cause he's disgusting, but he makes things funny, so I'd have to say I'm voting off Cinna. I mean come on, has he even SAID anything this whole time?

Adds story to Story Alert list
Phoenix Helix
2006-11-24
ch 5,
abuselol now thats what i call going out with a bang lol good job! keep the chapters rolling!
gozoidbergrules45
2006-10-13
ch 5,
abuseHm... I wanna see Rikku go out! she is soo annoying!
ArcBus
2006-10-13
ch 5,
abuseI can't vote... (sniff) They're all in team 3!

Oh well...

Keep going! :3
Bunnie the Psychotic
2006-10-13
ch 5,
abuseRinoa needs ta go. She is such a blonde and a disgrace to brunettes everywhere. XD
wildflower92490
2006-10-12
ch 5,
abuseaw, poor doggy. I love Freya though ^^ hehe

I vote off Ward...cause...I don't know who that is ^.^ yay for ignorance
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