All I can do is laugh and think about my mother. Seeing as we are both scone and cheese fanatics are selves. Sconage and Cheesness rules!

Bloody brilliant mate! I love this fic! I'm sure its going to be really funny! Oh and I really like the extra touch of flare you did with Walter and the pink Pikachu. Keep up the excellent work, mate. Oh and in the immortal words of my mother and I:...
I like...CHEESE!

AHAHAHA! *ack! breaths* My god I surely would have either A) run into a wall and repeatedly bang my head to the wall in hopes of killing myself or...B) laugh like hell with the girls when they change their teeth (or in one case her breast). Great story XP.

HURRY UP WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!

teehee, i gotta say that is GREAT poetry!! i truly love it, hehe i applaud thee for great thinking ;) lol hehehehehehehe

Oh my, POETRY!! gOOD

i love your story. the scones. and cheese :0 gasp. but could you space out the story usings spaces and paragraphs it's kinda hard and confusing to read

Dude... THIS IS AWESOME! Laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair... UPDATE DAMMIT!

~Katie >:P

loved your story. if you're gonna make another part i can't wait

The most unfortunate thing about this story is that I haven’t picked up on it sooner . It’s rather out of character, and isn’t really about Hellsing, there’s not really any blood or violence, and it’s obvious that the author has inserted herself, which brings the story down to the level of crap. I truly believe if Alucard met any one of these two girls in the Manga/Ova of Hellsing, he would either completely ignore them, kill them, or rape them then kill them. Heil, Nazi Punk

haha I found a bug, I`ts a cocroach, whhaha funny, what will happen next, will little girles actually make fun of the priest?

Aw, I love Jade and Naomi. They are so cute ^.^!

O.O
I wonder what's next!!

this is the freekiest story i`ev ever read, but it`s so cool, continue.
PŠ: where do you come up with all those wicked ideas?? :D
hugz

I love the bit with the pocky!! And Alucard with a teddy bear is so cute! ^-^ KAWAII!