: ) This one made me laugh even more than "Just a Scratch." I was in paroxysms. Seriously. What an idea!

Hello!

I love this one! I showed it to my sister, and we both loved it! Great ending! I absolutely love it! Keep up the hilarious work!

-RiverOtter1

Legolas threw the clipboard at Gorbang’s head, and Gorbang ducked.

“You have miserable aim!” taunted Gorbang. “Now I will literally eat you for breakfast!”


I had a very hard time trying not to spill my breakfast all over the screen.
This is fantastic!

That ending line is pure win. Also, WTF? This is such a weird fic, but, still. Pure win, man!

"Gorfluff"

Amazing.

Crazy, but the good sort of crazy.

No one wanted to hire an orc, because orcs tended to eat people.

Legolas Thranduilion, with his Ph.D. in psychiatric work...

Years had passed. Legolas was now Middle-earth’s most famous counselor. He shot stuff in his spare time.

Legolas found his happy place.

“Or a dentist,” growled Gorbang.

Unbeknownst to Gorbang, Legolas hated being called Legoface.

He yanked open his desk drawer, and pulled out his longbow.


Them above are my favourite lines, not the mention the random things Legolas calls his client. hehe Gorchops.

haha! this is funny. Orcs having councilling sessions is great, legolas as the counciller is just wonderful!

'Years had passed. Legolas was now Middle-earth’s most famous counselor. He shot stuff in his spare time'-Possibly my favourite line.

*Giggles*

*SNORT*

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Damn, you made me snort! :)

Hilarious

oh man. this just got me out of a very depressed mood. the thought of legolas wearing glasses and counseling people is just too funny.

Hehehe! Legolas sure has a BIG desk drawer!

hahahahahaahhahahahahaha. I think that therepy treatment would work wonders for many... Well done.

Nelarun of australia

It was very funny and I really liked it, but Legolas wasn't behaving very Legolasishly. He wouldn't threaten an Orc who had come to him for help.

I know reviews where all the person does is ramble on and on about how totally amazing and awesome the story was are kind of pointless, but I really can't help it. I'm just going to give up now: THIS WAS AWESOME! I laughed the entire time, and it just kept getting better and better! And the very end... was just perfect! LOL times two million. Oh man. I was going to copy some of my favorite lines here, but there are just too many. I love it I love it I love it. Now I'm going to go read more of your stuff. :)