This one is great too. I think I meant to comment before on how amazingly in character you depict the King, but I suppose it's more fitting for me to say that here. You've totally got the randomity and the ADD, the skewed logic and the vanity pinned down. Bravo!

What can I say, this was wonderful. I felt like I was in side the Kings head (as painful as that sounds) and I had always wondered what went on the night the stars disapeard.

This is wonderful! You wrote it in almost the exact style that the king himself talked in during the game! Excellent job, and very very cute story.

Hm... Spronge? Mornge? Blorange? I'm sure one of these words occured to the king!

Wow XD. Brilliant. Totally matches the King's bizarre personality in the game. I laughed my head off. Two thumbs up!

I know you.

I KNOW YOU.

YOU. YOU used to write incredibly awesome X-Files fanfics back in The Day! How in the hell did you end up on In the KATAMARI section, no less?

No matter. However it happened, you've obviously still got the knack, because this is the only good fic in the section I've ever read. It's well-written, you've got the bizarre thought patterns of the King down pat, and it made me laugh my arse off. Bravo.

But now, disaster, shame, nausea. Grass stains.

What a perfect, perfect encapsulation. You really captured the feel of this Dadaist game, and I laughed like a loon.

Thanks.