Dude awesome funniness in this one!

But I need to ask... What the FUCK!, is up with Tidus?

Sure he IS a hypo-brat but still, he still had his calm moments.

Fun!

LOL!

"pot and kettle's secret love affair!"

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i don't know why i said that...

XD I LOVE IT. Funneh as hel-heck. .;; XD Fave

Hilarious, Tidus's comments rock.

"And the two proceeded to have a torrid love affair, continued until Pot learned of Kettle’s drug addiction and unhealthy rust eating away at some of the more delicate- oh sick. I’m stopping before I gross myself out here."

*snorts* Oh dear yaoi I loved that line so much. It made me very happy it did. *laughs*

Poor Sora. He's doomed. Oh well. Riku can save him.

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ahahaha "Yeah! Be careful and don't drop the soap" oh god that made me laugh out loud and I never ever do that. Hehe I loved Tidus in this and then Sora corrupting Riku's "pure" soul. Priceless.

um yes I liked this D

XD;; Oh God, now that was hilarious. I think the parts that had me laughing the most were:

"'Fair, fallen heroes,' Riku had once called out to someone Kairi figured he must have known, 'we salute thee!'

The teen’s pseudo-valiant gesture was ruined by Tidus who had leapt up onto Riku’s shoulders from behind in order to launch himself up as he yelled, 'Yeah! Be careful and don’t drop the soap!'"

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"'Pot,' Kairi interrupted, taking a bite of her hamburger, 'meet Kettle. Kettle, Pot.'

Twin glares from the two boys went unnoticed as she dug into the sandwich with relish, very nearly snorting when Tidus said, 'And the two proceeded to have a torrid love affair, continued until Pot learned of Kettle’s drug addiction and unhealthy rust eating away at some of the more delicate- oh sick. I’m stopping before I gross myself out here.'"

*dies of laughter* Gotta love Tidus. Oh, I also loved these lines:

"If there was one thing Kairi hated about high school, it was the monotony of it all. Wake up, eat, go to school, see friends, go home, rinse, lather and repeat until graduated, then came monotony of a different kind- where you paid thousands of dollars to be bored."

(Sorry if my excessive quoting is irritating; that was the last one, I swear ;;)

But that is SO true. Monotony... it besieges us all, no? Same old, same old, nothing new. I guess that's why I love fiction so much, particularly fantasy. Anyway, I think that this was a VERY good AU, especially since you don't tend to seem to write many of those. I liked how everyone was mostly kept IC.

AU's are so much fun, though, because you can play off of so much. Like the whole thing that I quoted in the beginning, with the motony. 'Cause we all know that if this wasn't an AU, Kairi wouldn't be able to think that. Her, Sora, and Riku's lives were all FAR from motononous. Anyway, I'm gonna stop rambling here and say, this was great!

*favorites*

I officially deem you a far better writer than I can ever hope to be. :D

Haha, aw!

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I liked how you had this in Kairi's point of view: more often then not, Riku/Sora fans tend to turn Kairi into a sort of monster, and overexaggerate her faults.

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In this story, though, you've definitely made her human, an admirable action which earns you a thumbs up from me. I know this is only a one-shot, but wouldn't it be cute to see some more chapters of Riku and Sora cuteness? Especially with this one...I read the part where Riku is whispering in his ear like, five times...

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Okay, I was fishing, but it's a nice instant replay.

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You gave Kairi an extremely human personality, kudos, and still managed to take one line of Riku/Sora fluff and make it satisfying enough for the entire story. Another great quality of yours is that you included Tidus: some of my favorite pairings for Kingdom Hearts (strange as it is)is any pairing involving Tidus...just because there is little to none.

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One minor grammatical error would be this (and the only reason that I am bringing it up is because it confused me slightly while I was reading it):

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“Most of the girls hate me for “turning Riku gay!” and/or corrupting his pure soul,”

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Make sure that when there is a quotation WITHIN a quotation, for example, as seen above, when Sora is quoting someone else while speaking, you only do a single quotation, also known as an apostrophe. Like this:

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“Most of the girls hate me for 'turning Riku gay!' and/or corrupting his pure soul,”

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That way, people don't get confused: I thought that Sora had finished speaking, and was surprised to find that he was still talking. Heh heh.

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Great job, I hope to see more great stuff coming from you!

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Cordially,

Imhotep Ardeth Bey

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p.s.: Thank you for reviewing my story, Destiny Dreams!

*demands more crack-ness*8D awesomeness!