Well, now we know which was the MORE magnificent bastard though I must confess I would love to see Lex's response to the existance of vampires...

Oh, that was fun. I never watched Smallville so I really don't get the whole story. But the taxes part everyone can get. Nice job.

Okay, that is OFFICIALLY the worst pun of the month of taxes! Sheesh, how long HAVE you been planning that? Of course, I'm not sure I buy LaCroix GIGGLING...