I like this. And poor Axel! I agree; I have no idea why some people think emo drug using guys are hot. It's weird.

Update soon!

Oh, my poor Axel and Xigbar, you shall be avenged! XD This update was a wonderful suprise in the midst of my finals week. Happily anticipating the next installment!

"Pence Teriyaki-Smith"

That made me laugh out loud...in fact, this whole thing had me laughing out loud. XD

And y'know, I never really cared a whole lot for Vexen, Xaldin or Lexaeus that much, but after reading this I'm starting to like 'em.

This fic hits the nail right smack dab on the head. *applauds* Can't wait for another update! *goes back and reads chapter again*

This story rocked. There hasn't been an Organization XI story that made me laugh so much and say "That's right on!" so often.

First off, making Vexen, Lexaeus, and Xaldin the stars was a great move.

Here are some of my favorite parts:

The satellite channels and DSL connections from Twilight Town were known to periodically crap out, and by the time any mortal pizza guy arrived-having been devoured by Heartless and resurrected as a Dusk- the cheese was always cold. (It is actually a little known fact that Demyx, the Organization’s Number Nine, began as a lowly pizza boy).

Ha ha ha! Demyx was a pizza boy! That's rich.

“The narrator will kindly get on with things?” Xaldin glanced up from his book, cutting in from the other side of the fourth wall.

I love how the characters talk to the narrator. It reminds me of those old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

There is an idiotic tendency to portray Lexaeus as a big dolt. This is perhaps due to his size or his tendency to stay silent in large group settings, but it is, in fact, an incorrect assumption—he is rather fond of the occasional obscure brick of a Russian novel, and his silence only makes him a better listener. He is notable as a very good source of information regarding goings-on within the Organization. Once again, the narrator feels inclined to tell you this because nobody in the world seems to know who poor Lexaeus is or how to properly introduce him—unless, of course, he is portrayed to be having sex with his close associate Number Six, Zexion. Lexaeus looks shamefully upon his fan fiction portrayal and asks the narrator not to discuss it further.

That is...so true. I almost cried with joy when someone else realized that. Lexaeus gets very little fanart and fanfics. I could count all the fics with him portrayed well on one hand.

Saïx redecorating and talking like that was just too great.

Demyx dangling on a coat rack. Priceless.

“I can’t tell you how happy I am that I don’t have to take orders from you anymore,” Xaldin sighed with relief.

Well...would you like a boss like Xemnas?

More, please.

Very entertaining! Until Next Time! Sawatdee!

update stories fun and I really enjoyed the chapter please update. you have one weird mind. Continue son!

Priceless. Utterly priceless. Fun to read, well-written, and so, so amusing. X3 It's such a sad thing that not all (or none, as characterization in so many fics have proven) the Organization members are properly represented. They were such interesting and complex characters, both in their attitudes and situation, and it's sad that they are usually only mangled and forgotten by most authors.

I can't wait to see where else this goes. Given the sheer amount of drivel, there's quite a lot to satirize. Good luck with writing and keep up the wonderful work. :3

*R-chan*

Teehee, this is very amusing.

ohemgee, that was awesom x3

And for the record, I x3 Xaldin, Xemnas, and Vexen. I was never fonde of Lexaeus for some reason. And I agree with that whole 'friendship' thing between Axel and Roxas. Just because two guys hang out together doesn't mean they're gay.

Anyways, this was just... too cool for words. You should totally continued x3

Omg, THIS IS SO AWSOME! I adore it! *pets* Update son!

That was absolutely brilliant. I can't wait for the next part. I beg of you, update soon. There needs to be more fanfiction like this!

Always,

Lily

Oh my god that was funny! Update soon.

...must...have...MORE!

Holy cappizzles, Batman. This has to be one of the funniest fics I've ever read. XD

“You are barking up the wrong tree entirely, Number Nine."

L-O-frigging-L!

I'm dying to read what happens next! Can't wait for chappie 2! :D

Yeah! My friend showed me thing. Purely pure genius. Poor ignored characters. I really like that Saix. Definate fav!