Well ... that was frightening. I am disturbed. I love Johnny personality. I can see myself doing the exact same in that situation. So funny. *snicker*
Off to check the rest of the stories.

that's just nuts. but amazing. hehehe. you should make a 2nd

This has got to be the weirdest, most-ooc, strangest, most insane piece of fanfiction writing I have ever seen. Lovely.

Loved the bits with the shipping wars. And John Smith is just great (why not John Doe, though?)

Hahahaha! HouseCamFan624 recced this to me and it's hilarious! “Old guys with turkey necks and wooden teeth”! Ahahahahaha!

Haha, Bellatrix is so light-hearted. She probably loves Voldy not Lestrange. Lestrange might've just been for the pureblooded line. Tehe, Bella's daddy had her when he was 12... hahaha... Very funny in a totally AU way [dementors were hilarious, and John Smith idea was original -- HP Lexicon, LOL, souvenir shop, ROTFL], but I think script format is not allowed in FF. The OC? what random fluff. Tehe.

good fic! What DO you ship? I ship Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, but I don't have any major issues if you don't. You made my favorite stories list! Have a nice day!
~Minerva McGonagall Rox

OMG!! That is HILLARIOUS!! Water came out of my nose, I was laughing so hard. Scared my brother though... now he thinks I'm insane

OMG... DAT IS SIRIUSLY FUNNY (HEHE)... A COMPLETELY DIFF. SIDE OF ALL DA DEATH EATERS... PRISONERS... DEMENTORS... AND AZKABAN... I FEEL SORRY FOR JOHN SMITH... (SNIGGER) NOT!... OK MAYB A LITTLE... O WELL... V. FUNNY FIC... WRYT SUM MORE LYK THIS... PLZ...

(nad u myt ave realised from this review dat i m on crack... siriusly (hehe)... only jokin)

Wow!!

lol, the Dementors and John Smith were my favorites!!

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Lestrange Two: (sigh)

John Smith: (facepalm)

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Loved the facepalms.

GO DEMENTOR THREE!

Utterly hilarious. You have a gift for humour.

i can't believe so few people reviewed this, what's wrong with you people?! This is a perfectly fantastic fic!

That was completely and utterly HILARIOUS!

That was so random! I laughed at Tony planning for things that are "Never Going to Happen" and "Little old ladies bicker too, it doesn’t mean that every little old lady on the face of the Earth is involved in some great big, lesbian love circle does it?" and John Smith is AWESOME! “Goodnight Mary-Ellen” made me chuckle since that's my grandmother's name. Hilarious!

Mwhahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh, gods, that was...Mwhahaahahahhahahahahaha! Woo. I think I just ** my pants from laughing so hard. I love John Smith. "Look, would you just shut up and exhale like a normal person?" = MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Oh, sweet heavens, all of this was hilarious. You must write more parodies...

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!